Hot Slut Of The Day!
The New York License Lady and the hardest working stock picture in the business.
New York State announced on Monday that they are tired of fraudulent bitches using counterfeit IDs, so they're changing all of their state licenses and adding security features including a laser-engraved black-and-white portrait that can't be separated into layers. Basically, you're going to have to use the fanciest copy machine at FedEx Office to try to make your next counterfeit New York State ID. When New York announced they're updating their driver license format, they released a sample and the sample has a picture of your basic blonde. That basic blonde looks like a Hilton sister who realized that she didn't want to grow up in a family of scrags bitches and fame whores, so she ran away to a small town and got a job as librarian's assistant.
Somebody saw the picture of the New York License Lady and she looked real familiar to them and the reason for that is because she's practically everywhere. That's how the newyorklicenselady.tumblr was born. The stock picture that was used on the New York license has graced the cover of fine literature, been used on a smoker's lungs comparison model and has been on the box of dollar store hair dye.
She is a stock supermodel and Gisele, Kate and Naomi all wish they had a modeling portfolio like hers.
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and THAT kids is why you never pose for stock photos, this poor woman probably only made $200 off that photo and not it is used over and over and over and the agency that owns the photos makes a huge profit.
Yep, these are similar to the ones Virginia started issuing several years ago. They are almost impossible to replicate (supposedly) because of the engraving and the see through picture on the bottom corner.
I live in Colorado now, but when I would come out here to visit my boyfriend (when I still lived in VA), I would show people my ID and they would look at it like it had been issued on Mars. We actually went to tour the Coors Brewery once: they run your ID through a reader and it prints out a wrist band with your name and DOB. It apparently works with most state DLs; however, the machine didn't even recognize mine; that was in 2011.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
I looked baked in all my govt-issued IDs. Streep and her kid, Gummer-something-realness going on there.
Well, Breanna Anna, if that is your real name....you're probably kicking yourself now, huh? She probably got paid 30 bucks for that photo.
Submitted by LA me on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:50am.
Hmm I guess you're right. It's so unmemorable I forgot what the short version is.
Dunno what DE is then.
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My hideous license has my photo in 3 places, with lots of gawdawful holograms. I believe my signature is in multiple places, too.
DL: Drivers License, a new state invented by the NY DMV. Lady is stuck living in DMV hell fo'eva!!!
That's scary her face is being used to represent psychologists/life coaches etc. I had a life coach for a short while and it was actually her, the picture on her website. Makes me wonder what these people have to hide!! I wouldn't be at all happy if I were that model. Good reason to never sell your pictures of yourself!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... even better yet....postal code for 67890 is in Hualahuises, Mexico
Congratulations NY...you issued a license to an illegal imigrant from DL, Hualahuises, Mexico.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:37am.
I'm pretty sure that's Delaware. Even people from Maryland forget it exists sometimes.
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I do believe Delaware is DE, no?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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She's still more memorable and photogenic than Blake Unlively.
Submitted by LA me on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 9:48am.
I'm pretty sure that's Delaware. Even people from Maryland forget it exists sometimes.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She kind of looks like Goops better looking more sophisticated older sister.
Sans fard i got an awesome drivers lincemse shot but the guy made me pose it was wierd he told me to tilt my head down or up and he didnt take the pic until he liked my pose, i just renewed my lincense and the new person said they were keeping my awesome pic :)
And this lady i hope she getting paid
I see a little Diane Sawyer going on with her, and yes, Meryl.
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Can I still use my driver license picture from 1991??
Hey! I want to stay Forever 21!
Nothing wrong with that!! Lol!
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ur not a supermodel if no one knows ur name
If your driver's license doesn't look like a mugshot, it's obviously fake.
The DC DMV asked me if I wanted to retake the photo, though. That's customer service for ya.
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How did she get a license in NY when her address clearly states that she doesn't live in NY? And where the hell is DL state? Is DListed considered a state?
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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She looks good at 43.
The only reason Brenna didn't lie about her weight and hair color is NY doesn't require that data.
NotThatSteph: Maybe it's an anti-counterfeiting measure. That's my theory, anyway.
Clearly fake because her name isnt mclovin :p
Or is it?
Submitted by lislop on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 9:21am.
This is just another attempt to nickle and dime the citizens of NY. A few years ago they made everyone buy new vehicle license plates. NY had the coolest plates: blue and white, but now? Yellow and navy that remind me of Delaware's.
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It sure is. there was a big backlash on the winning bid to make the licenses for new york state. it's such bs. this state needs to quit it. foolish decisions.
Not that steph,
Yea, we have the same text (and very similar design) here in Virginia.
The smaller pic on the bottom right is transparent.... Pretty crazy.q
This is just another attempt to nickle and dime the citizens of NY. A few years ago they made everyone buy new vehicle license plates. NY had the coolest plates: blue and white, but now? Yellow and navy that remind me of Delaware's.
Basicness aside, is this woman real or what? Looks almost like a Final Fantasy character
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What is with the roller coaster text by the smaller picture? Are graphic designers really taught to do shit like that?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 8:37am.
I'm blonde too and that's why I said Rude! ;).
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It's like a composite of every blonde actress, though the Streep is strong...
In case you care - "111 Anywhere Street" is next to a liquor store & Denny's - at the corner of Crack Alley & Hooker Lane.
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That's the exact same license in Virginia. RIP, kiddies who try to get fakes. They're the real deal.
Additional: "Basic blond"? MK, I'm bordering on being slightly offended. If she were a brunette or redhead, would they be described as "basic"?
BTW I am a Blond, and I kid. ;)
I don't why it bothers me that this Sophie's Choice Lite is on the cover of hair dye. Did I really think the models had actually *used* the product? Maybe. I'm dumb.
We see Meryl Streep's brand of placidity in her face.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
This model and HER AGENT are both hot sluts!
Basic Blonde huh? RUDE! ;)
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