Kate Upton Might Go To The Prom With The High School Senior Who Asked Her Out In A YouTube Video
After Mila Kunis accepted an invitation to the Marine Corps Ball, every ho and every ho's little brother started asking celebrities to be their date to their special event and the trend lives on. While my video invite asking Anderson Cooper to come to a party in my butt goes unanswered (RUDE!), Kate Upton did answer a video invitation from a high school senior who wants her to go to his prom with him.
When Jake Davidson's prom video invite (the awkwardness is below in all its awkward glory) went viral on Sunday, Kate Upton tweeted him on Monday and told him she had to check her schedule. Today had the real-life Wyatt from Weird Science on their show morning and after he told them all the reasons why he thinks Kate should go to the prom with him, Savannah and Hoda told him that they had her on the line. Before Kate even said "hi," dude started and finished right then and there. If dude almost has a panic attack just from hearing Kate's voice, he's going to hyperventilate himself out of puberty if he meets her ass in person.
Kate once again said that she'd have to check her schedule and I think what she means by that is that she has to go down to the court house to get a restraining order.
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Andy Cooper not answering the call to the party in your butt is SO rude MK, lol
He was just funny enough that it charmed her. It'd be so cute if she goes. Lucky ass guy to think of it first, he'll be the hero of everyone who like her. ha.
And I read that as meet her ass in "prison" - wtf? o_O
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This sort of thing was cute when it first started but now it just seems contrived.
I was very worried for his skin while he was shaving.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:36am.
Thank you! And you are right that it is not a model's body. I like that her body type is kind of attainable, sorta.... At least more so than what we're used to seeing.
I have to agree with you all that it's stupid that every average dude thinks they can invite a celebrity somewhere via youtube an they're supposed to feel obligated to go. Duuuuuuumb.
Not sure if MK posted this yet but Kate is going to be on the cover of U.S. Vogue.
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Some dude needs to get fixated on getting Ina Garten to the prom and then go on GMA or somewhere and get all emotional about it so Ina can Tweet "F! M! L!" before she has to go. And she'd probably bring something delicious.
No way should Kate Upton go for the Prom date with this snotty little kid. I understand going with sick kids or people who need a break in life, but for why would she go out with some rich entitled kid to his Prom.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:34am.
I almost feel sorry for that sloppy-titted woman and her saggy udders.
It must suck being a celebrity, because you're all kinds of obligated to do shit like this, or people get all pissy.
I like to choose what kind of volunteering and helping I do, dammit!
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Yeah but most celebs also get paid a stupid amount of money for doing nothing, so I like to think of stunts like these as community service :)
He's Neil Goldman from Family Guy, without the sweetness.
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Oh, and I cannot hate on Kate Upton. My boobs are also massive, and they are not nearly as perky as I would like. I cannot insult that...I know how it is!
Plus, at least she is a normal looking gal. I am getting tired of those stick thin bitches that pass for models.
HOWEVER, I DO agree with all of you when you say she should be in better shape. AGREED. She gets paid a bunch of $$$, and it would not hurt. The only thing I can figure is that they do not want her to look too thin or muscular? Confused on this!
I think it is kind of annoying. Why should she go with him? Hell, a nice and attractive teenage girl in his class probably will not go with him.
Ridiculous. Now, she is obligated to go.
With Mila's invitation, I guess I could have understood why SHE went. It was a military person, and it garners a bit more respect. This is just some average and geeky kid that came out of nowhere. The Today show really needs to start getting some better stories. Covering this was just BS.
FYI.. Chet was turned into a giant Steamie pile of shit..
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:34am.
I hate youtube for this. It creates fame way too easily no one has to work hard its given now. I like the free movies but hate famewhores, she wouldn't even considered going anywhere near him if he had sent her a personal video or a nice letter.
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Agreed. What also drives me crazy is when this shit gets covered on the news. And after the Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake requests, some jackass thought he was the height of hilarity and asked Betty White. Dumbfuck.
I really don't get the hate for this woman.
Submitted by Cupcake_Queen on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 11:20am.
first off, i ab-sol-fucking-lutely love your avie. 2nd I don't deny her sexiness, and yes she has a real body, just not a model's body and a der type face to me.
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"H-h-h-hi Kate."
God, that was horrible to watch.
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I almost feel sorry for that sloppy-titted woman and her saggy udders.
It must suck being a celebrity, because you're all kinds of obligated to do shit like this, or people get all pissy.
I like to choose what kind of volunteering and helping I do, dammit!
Love the Weird Science reference MK. Maybe he has a brother named Chet who will turn into Jabba the Hut.
Maybe she will let the little twerp cop a feel.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:35am.
Kate Upton or not, he'll still end the prom with blue balls.
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I get her appeal, she's female and lets her boobs out. Too bad her face is so hard to remember.
Awwww I think that's fucking adorkable! I really hope she goes actually. :D
Oh yeah, she's hot and all, but wait until she starts talking. There is nothing between the ears.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:53am.
LOL @ you sluts creaming over Hamm's peen but "I don't get Kate Upton's appeal"
SuPERB point. Hypocrisy everywhere. :)
Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:50am.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:40am. I don't get the appeal either. She's kind of doughy and there's something off
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she has the female version of Herp Derp face, but I guess that's the "in" thing nowadays.
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I think she is really sexy. She has a real body, with honest to God REAL breasts.
Boobies. That is all.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:53am.
LOL @ you sluts creaming over Hamm's peen but "I don't get Kate Upton's appeal"
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Kate Upton is overrated, but so are 95% of celebrities. I can't really think of very many famous people who (I believe) truly possess talent and beauty. It's all about who has the most powerful PR team to try and convince the masses that Mr./Ms. Mediocre is the greatest whatever in the world. I don't buy into it. I know people IRL who are much more attractive, intelligent, and interesting than these foolios. That being said, Kate seems like a nice enough chick. I bet she'd make a fun date.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:53am.
LOL @ you sluts creaming over Hamm's peen but "I don't get Kate Upton's appeal"
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that's because Kate doesn't possess the main thing I look for in a mate........ A BIG DICK!
I don't even think Jon is cute but his piece makes everything else excusable.
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Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:48am.
The funny thing is if you'd ask someone like Mila Kunis you could always say you're a fan of their work as an actress, singer, whatever.
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Fuck Mila Kunis. My dick would burst into flames if I tried to stick it in that trick.
She has not talent. She is little more than a shrill, breastless dwarf.
Kate, who strikes me as being at least somewhat retarded, has sex some appeal and resembles, you know, a woman? And not an insect-headed scarecrow?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
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LOL @ you sluts creaming over Hamm's peen but "I don't get Kate Upton's appeal"
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:40am.
I don't get the appeal either. She's kind of doughy and there's something off about her face.
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she has the female version of Herp Derp face, but I guess that's the "in" thing nowadays.
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She doesn't HAVE to do anything. She's got her own money. This zit-faced douche is lucky she acknowledged him at all.
The funny thing is if you'd ask someone like Mila Kunis you could always say you're a fan of their work as an actress, singer, whatever. But if you ask that squishyboob-gal who is nobody and does nothing but show her squishy boobs for a living, it's beyond obvious that your attention for her originates from fapping alot to her squishyboob pics'n'vids.
On that note it's understandable squishyboobgal wants restraining orders for all of her fans who attempt to get near her.
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This creepy little douchebag obviously comes from a wealthy family, so why doesn't he just hire an escort? That's probably what his daddy does.
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The girl that has a crush on him is probably "devasted"(they are teens, everything is blown out or proportions) that he didn't ask her.
What happens when Kate doesn't go? Who is he gonna take then? At least she acknowledge him :) that sure made him happy.
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P.s. dude....your parents obviously have buttloads of money, just hire someone to go with you. Or use your Bar Mitzvah money if there is any left. These people you're trying to impress wont matter in a couple of yrs anyway!!
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:36am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:28am.
Whatever, she's going because he's obviously rich. She needs to get practice in pretending to be interested in what some nerd douche is saying for a free fancy dinner. Lesson #2...pretend to enjoy sex with him.
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aaaaaaannd, how long does SHE think her modeling career will last? She is nowhere near model build in my eyes. Eye candy, yes. Model, no.
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I don't get the appeal either. She's kind of doughy and there's something off about her face
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Aw.. he's adorable!!!! I'd go with him, but then I would have to go to jail right after, because I'm 42. :O
I hope she goes with him. :)
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Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 03/20/2013 - 10:28am.
Whatever, she's going because he's obviously rich. She needs to get practice in pretending to be interested in what some nerd douche is saying for a free fancy dinner. Lesson #2...pretend to enjoy sex with him.
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aaaaaaannd, how long does SHE think her modeling career will last? She is nowhere near model build in my eyes. Eye candy, yes. Model, no.
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Kate Upton or not, he'll still end the prom with blue balls.
Kate who?
I hate youtube for this. It creates fame way too easily no one has to work hard its given now. I like the free movies but hate famewhores, she wouldn't even considered going anywhere near him if he had sent her a personal video or a nice letter.
LOL this dude
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i thought his reaction when they said she was on the phone was cute.
Whatever, she's going because he's obviously rich. She needs to get practice in pretending to be interested in what some nerd douche is saying for a free fancy dinner. Lesson #2...pretend to enjoy sex with him.