Afternoon Crumbs
The ghost of Lindsay Lohan's future and the ghost of what could've been Blake Lively's future hung out together last night and this is why L.A. is all out of vodka and the good shit today - Lainey Gossip
When Kim Kartrashian said during her deposition that she really loved Kris Humphries, she really meant that she loved all the MONAY and attention marrying him would bring - Celebitchy
Lindsay Lohan's attorney's son is also her part-time pimp - The Superficial
CNN should pair Elisabeth Hasselcrack with Nancy Grace so they can shriek at each other until the ozone layer bursts and ends our misery - Towleroad
Girls Aloud is over forever and ever - Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Benson carries a book and wears glasses so she can look as smart as her Mensa president boyfriend James Franco - Hollywood Tuna
Caroline Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey thinks that all men, including her husband, have wandering peens - Reality Tea
This blood-drinking crazy from My Strange Addiction makes me miss the piss-drinking crazy from My Strange Addiction - Gawker
Jimmy Fallon might replace Jay Leno sometime in the far future - ICYDK
Jamie Foxx's daughter is all grown up and looks like this in a bikini - Popoholic
The hot pieces of the new G.I. Joe movie - The Berry
Taylor Swift has already chosen her next victim - IDLYITW
Some actor type named Álex González has a peen and here it is - (NSFW) OMG Blog
I want to make wall-to-wall carpet out of Damian Lewis' hair - Just Jared
Ashton Kutcher is really some super genius who is fooling us all, FYI - Videogum
BREAKING: Ben Affleck's daughter got a haircut - Popsugar
I need to slap myself for mistaking Vanessa Hudgens for Lisa Bonet - Moe Jackson
Is Kanye styling Rob Kartrashian too? - I'm Not Obsessed
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For all of Tara's partying I think she still looks a hundred times better than Mischa. That girl's looks have changed drastically in the past few years.
Maybe it's just that I've never liked her. Didn't she make a comment one time about how difficult it is being pretty? Just ick.
tara and mischa in the same space...must be a convention and they're both working the room...
im into the g.i. joe movie....but knowing me, i will wait for it to come out on dvd...
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I just saw Mischa on Access Hollyweird and what a pill she is with her fake throaty Kathleen Turner meets Vadge accent - then trainwreck Tara showed up on TMZ Live to say she wasn't drunk in those recent barefoot and drunk pics. - please go back into hiding. Thanks.
Wow Tara is tiny! Ashley's too cute for James, where's Dave?
Jimmy better not fall for that one, look where Conan ended up.
Wow Jamie Foxx' daughter, everyone in the G.I. Joe movie and peen boy *licks the screen*
String bean has a new piece? pffft -_-
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Ghost of Lohan's future? PLEASE Lohan has not looked that fresh in three years.
Mischa looks good with that lipstick. That colour makes me look cheap.
Too Funny MK
"CNN should pair Elisabeth Hasselcrack with Nancy Grace so they can shriek at each other until the ozone layer bursts and ends our misery
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"I (almost) never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now."
= Edna 'E' Mode
Tara looks pretty good. at least her makeup isn't all smudged & she's standing upright without assistance.
I wish Mischa Barton could make a solid comeback. she's trying, but being photographed with Tara Reid is a step backwards.
Geeze Tara is tiny. I never knew. They look horrible. Faces of meth. And BOOZE. And pills. And starvation. And thirstiness for fleeting fame......
aw now I feel sorry for them. Can't hate
Lindsay Logan will be lucky if Tara Reid is the ghost of her future. Sadly, it's looking more Dana Plato.
Ashton Kutcher: "There’s something advantageous about having people underestimate your intellect, insomuch as a lot of things are revealed to you. They assume you don’t know what you’re talking about, then all of a sudden, you do. And the next thing you know, you have information you wouldn’t normally have.”
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And there you have the plot of every episode ever of "Columbo."
Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 5:04pm.
Blood is used in food (soups, stews, sausage), so nothing super strange about that..nor is it very disgusting, I'm not a fan of irony tasting foods, but if she is who gives a fuck?
Kumbaya, bitch.
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OMG, I am an idiot. I thought you meant ironic tasting foods, not foods that taste like iron. Derp.
Has Tara been messing with her face? She is starting to look a little Lohan-ish.
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 6:37pm.
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Hahaha, throw in a "DERP!!!" and you nailed it! xox
Mischa Barton & Tara Reid hanging out together is hilarious. I'll bet they're comparing "I fucked up here" stories...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
According to Life & Style sources, the singer is "falling fast" for John John Lawrence, a native of Hawaii and a professional surfer.
Taylor: Hey, how's the surf?
John John: Cool.
*1 minute later*
Taylor: The surf must be good.
John John: Great.
*1 minute later*
Taylor: Wanna have sex?
John John: I just did.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Jamie's daughter is very pretty.
I'm going to go with a new theory, I think PMK is paying Kris to drag his heels on this divorce, to keep the K name in the press.
Asstain can suck it.
Ben's daughter is a cutie.
The two tricks in the banner pic haven't looked this good in eons.
I'll take two of whatever Alex is selling.
Whoa, is that Rob Kardashian in the black hoodie? He is a BIG guy.
You would think with all the money that disgusting Kartrashian family has, they would be able to afford trainers. They do not work 10 hours a day...they have TIME to work out. Plus, the trails in Los Angeles alone are a major work out. I used to live down the street from an awesome trail..it had a HUGE hill. I remember that I never paid a single gym fee, and I was in good shape. Now, I have to struggle to get to the damn gym, and I am not having nearly that much fun. OH well!
Anyway, he looks terrible!!!
Mischa Barton is looking good. I think she's really pretty - way more interesting-looking than most of the bland HW hos I see. And I love her lippy color.
Tara Reid looks a mess with her burn-victim skin and anorexia pants (get a belt!). She is smiling reeeeeeealy >>HARD<<, ain't she?
Tara has a serious Teradctyl toe workin'
What no Bruce Willis beefcake for GI JOE? Hahaha!
Byugn-hun Lee hou chok, laa!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Somehow Kim K got an early May trial date. "
Gee, I wonder how THAT happened...
I honestly don't know. Her lawyer's a big-shot family lawyer but theoretically that shouldn't let her jump the line.
Celebitchy opined that Kim should win just by testifying that she loved Kris, but that's not so. I mean, it's the right thing to say, but the judge doesn't have to believe it and loving someone doesn't necessarily mean a valid marriage.
Look how GIGANTIC Misha Barton's head is compared to whats-her-face's!
And Hekki, et al, don't get me started on that equine gold digging queen, Jessica Seinfeld. Apparently, her ex-husband Eric N wasn't too sure about marrying her so she would constantly bring it up in public, being really rude and disrespectful to him about it. Why do some men marry women who bully them into it? 'Cuz THAT'S a sign that the marriage will be a happy, healthy one *insert eyeroll* I can't believe that Jerry married someone so... unfortunate-lookin'!
Miss J and Lucy, I do believe I will also be seeing G.I. Joe.
In the Kartrashian/Humphries Proceedings, it doesn't matter what evidence there is. PMK will purchase the desired outcome.
Although I said earlier, in photos of Kris and Kim, he's always touching her and bending down to listen to her and seems happy to be with her. I bet his mom smacks him upside the head every time Kim's name is mentioned. I would.
Blood is used in food (soups, stews, sausage), so nothing super strange about that..nor is it very disgusting, I'm not a fan of irony tasting foods, but if she is who gives a fuck?
Kumbaya, bitch.
love how the pap is keeping out of shit-kickin distance from Ben. his daughter's a cutie pie tho her name makes me think of the witch-bitch from Beautiful Creatures.
I wonder how Kimmode will explain how she filed for divorce without even trying to save her marriage (counseling) and not even telling him. Didn't he learn about the divorce from reading it online?
Submitted by mike on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:42pm.
I think Mischa Barton might look better (relatively speaking) as she ages.
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I agree. She certainly won't be all ropey and mannish like Madonna from all the EXERCISE.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Mischa Barton might look better (relatively speaking) as she ages.
HOLY CRAP! The Rock's upper arm is bigger than Tatum's head. DAYUM!
Go Verb Yourself!
Jamie Foxx's daughter is really pretty, and I love the name Corinne.
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I had to Google two people. Blohan's lawyer's son (as sleezy as I expected) and the guy who is dating Taylor Swyphilis: "John John". That dude has been a child surfing model and I know he's done A&F and can you imagine the whiter than your whitest wash kids those two would sire.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 4:26pm.
Ditquoi: Jessica Seinfeld dumped her husband right after their honeymoon because she met JERRY. They've been together a long time, but to me that only means she likes being a rich man's wife and he doesn't want to lose half.
Right, Jessica Seinfeld didn't love her former husband either. Tori Spelling too.
I guess the question is, does the fact that they didn't love their former husbands and promptly dumped them when a better offer came their way constitute fraud? I tend to think so but maybe I'm a goody goody.
Has Mischa Barton ever exercised one minute OF HER LIFE?
It's bad when Tara Reid and Mischa Barton's careers are too lofty for Blohan to attain.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Luci - for why such rancor for Damien Lewis?
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "Somehow Kim K got an early May trial date. "
Gee, I wonder how THAT happened...
Ditquoi: Jessica Seinfeld dumped her husband right after their honeymoon because she met JERRY. They've been together a long time, but to me that only means she likes being a rich man's wife and he doesn't want to lose half.
It looks like there's a tarantula hiding in Tara's crotch. Or a king crab.
Somehow Kim K got an early May trial date. If the judge issues the ruling in 30 days or less, she might be divorced before her scheduled pillow-opening.
Lindsay's lawyer's son is also a lawyer in dad's office. Aside from the supposed hype the dad is getting from handling Lindsay's case, I bet she also promised to appear at the son's gigs in lieu of paying for dad's services.
I can't stand Damian Lewis, and Jamie Foxxx's daughter is lovely.
I'm ashamed, but I can't wait for that G.I. Joe shit.
Hottie list is sorely missing Snake Eyes. Damn. I spent the whole two hours of the first one lusting after that mysterious masked motherfucker and his sword. Yum.
Is Kimmy barfing on the cover of In Touch magazine, her fat bastard of a brother needs to be barfing, not her.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah I am definitely seeing GI Joe.
*drooool*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I dunno dude, maybe I'm a loyal bitch but I've never heard of loving someone, marrying someone, and divorcing them in 72 days unless fraud or an act of domestic violence took place. it's either you love and marry someone, or you divorce someone in 72 days, not both.