Xtina Gives Her Red Lip Paint The Night Off
Typing the words "Christina Aguilera actually looks kind of natural in the face" feels unnatural, wrong and it goes against all the laws of clown glamour, but it's what I have to type, because she kind of does. It only took five chisels, a sandblaster and a few dozen passes through the $5 car wash at the Shell gas station, but they managed to scrape all thirty five layers of dried Bronzer off of Xtina's skin for last night's screening of The Voice 4 in Los Angeles.
Xtina kept her mug on the natural side and pruned her brows so they don't look like they belong on a box of Count Chocucla, and I know I'm supposed to say she looks better like this, but I can't. Xtina is just isn't the same when she doesn't look like a Hatchet Face impersonator/clown hooker who just worked five shifts in a row. Although, at least her weave still looks like it was put together using ten different kinds of man-made materials.
Here's some other hos at last night's screening party. In order: Xtina, Blake Shelton with Miranda Lambert, Justin Bieber's biological mother, Delta Goodrimgjob, Seal and Benji Madden.
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Xtina is basically drowning; and yes, *yawn* it amuses me.
(LOLs!!!)
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It only took five chisels, a sandblaster and a few dozen passes through the $5 car wash at the Shell gas station, but they managed to scrape all thirty five layers of dried Bronzer off of Xtina's skin Ahahahahah perfect description
I can't believe I am saying this but... her makeup looks REALLY good. Whoever she hired she needs to pay double over time and keep them around because they did her a SERIOUS favor.
So close.. Just needs her ratty hair fixed and clothes that fits her body type.. But her face looks soooo much better.
Few things scream "douche" more than a Madden in a hat.
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Christina (much like Janet Jackson) looks much younger than she actually is with the light/more natural make-up. I want her to go back to something darker like her natural dark blonde or even a red.
About time she lost a few pounds of makeup (and a little weight too). She must have looked at every ghastly shot taken of her around the end of last year and woke up.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
X-tina gets a marginal pass here, but she is still dressed like a fat stripper on her off-day.
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pretty silly that her extensions are a different blond than her crown, but ditching the red lip is definitely a good move. I hate red lipstick anyway, it's so 1950s.
Count Chocula lmao. I'll be giggling about that all day.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:08pm.
Re: bleached white hair. I don't think it looks natural. The only personify ever saw with white hair (and it looked gorgeous) was the actress that played the water queen in the Avatar Airbender movie. It also helped that she was stunningly beautiful, I'm sure.
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One I think that can get away with it is that yolanda chick from RHOBH:
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2358708340/usb7hu4tvfjp3f3h...
but then again, she's statuesque and beautiful either way.
We use coconut oil for cooking, for skin moisturizing and my daughter who has as much hair as diana ross but in beauitful waves uses about a quarter size amount on her hair daily. works wonders. I love it, and you can invest in a really good quality because since you use so little, it lasts foreverrrr.
Since I've started using that on my body, and olive oil on my face I've seen a huge difference in my skins texture, tone, and overall healthy appearance.
I'm going to try the macadamia oil for me though cause my hair is a.l.o.t. thinner
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Her hair color is really ugly. Hasn't she heard of "silver shampoo"?!
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:01pm.
That reminds me of a guy I used to work with.
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What sort of work were YOU doing to know what his Seal peen looked like there EC lol!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:01pm.
That reminds me of a guy I used to work with.
The...um...accoutrement, not the actual amphibian.
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I think she looks great without heavy make-up, too. She's a pretty girl. The clown make-up looks whorey on everyone.
Re: bleached white hair. I don't think it looks natural. The only personify ever saw with white hair (and it looked gorgeous) was the actress that played the water queen in the Avatar Airbender movie. It also helped that she was stunningly beautiful, I'm sure.
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@ whamo -- lmao! ;-D
gawd MK, please just stick with Price. can ya let this one go, please?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I still thinks she's pretty, other opinions be damned.
Kumbaya, bitch.
Foxxy - Yes, my hair is VERY dry at the ends, but not with the macadamia oil it stays soft and shiny. I LOVE IT! Only use a little bit though.
I use the coconut oil for cooking fish and baking cookies/cakes.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:46pm.
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stop showing off. ;-)
um, new avi explanation please?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thanks, M.E.! i'm going to check it out sometime. over the years i've always paid attention to hair care products and techniques of the blond community -- very diff hair structure but very similar dryness/ends issues ;-D and, funny, i've always wondered if that natural coconut oil is good for cooking. some grocery stores here place it on both the cooking oil and the hair care aisles. i've used it for hair before but did not cook...
OT: is it now going to be a "thing" for the makeup queens to go as close to natural as they can bear? Minaj, now this one, wasn't there someone else before Minaj...?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:36pm.
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Oooh Organix...I've used their hair products before. Not bad.
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
Thanks Bourgie and Snowy RE: The Voice symbol/peace sign. Still annoying.
ubmitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:13pm.
STOP WITH THE PEACE SIGN POSE PEOPLE!
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It's V for the Voice! I've seen other pictures where Usher has the V sign with the palm facing toward him, which means "I am a homosexual"
in many cultures
Foxxy - I use it every morning after I wash my hair on towel dried hair. On the middle and ends. Keeps my hair silky and shiny.
http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=390271&catid=183510#
Edited to add that I do cook with real Extra Virgin coconut oil for certain foods. I tried it on my hair once but it was WAY TOO heavy. I have very thin straight hair and it weighed it down and made it look oily and dirty. In the summer I use it on my skin after sun bathing.
My eyes just fixated on the two gorgeous bitches in the right corner on that second thumbnail... Dem red pants!
Upper/inner arm area of Christina's arms are starting to look like a Fupa.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:18pm.
WHAMO!
You horz....
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hehehehehehe :D
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:18pm.
WHAMO!!!!!! JFC that was cruel!!!!
I HATE when animal penis's come out....UGH. So gross.
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I think my Seal is hiding Xtina's red lipstick.
I always think that Blake Shelton guy is Terry from True Blood.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:18pm.
WELL IS IT SATURDAY NIGHT ALREADY, DAHLING??! SOMEONE IS DRESSED FOR AN EVENING OF FLUFFING THEIR KNICKERS AT THE LAUNDRETTE!!
Jack.. Time to let SUCKY get out from underneath your desk...
You're talking funny.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:11pm.
ahahahah WHamo! getting in the peen talk spirit
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LOL, let's not get crazy now snowy.
I had to go home last night and smoke a big bowl to try and kill the brain cells tha interpreted all of yesterday's Hamm cock talk(and the image)
She looks much better.
Love Miranda Lambert's look. Saw her in concert a few weeks ago and she's gorgeous even when she's sweaty and singing.
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this is an improvement xtina...more needs to be done, but definitely a step in the right direction...
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WHAMO!
You horz are too funny today.
/for some reason completely lost it at "Bieber's biological mother." o.m.g.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WELL IS IT SATURDAY NIGHT ALREADY, DAHLING??! SOMEONE IS DRESSED FOR AN EVENING OF FLUFFING THEIR KNICKERS AT THE LAUNDRETTE!!
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That "hair" is a wig, trust.
without it, and the ten plus pounds of makeup, this bitch is frighteningly ugly. google. ~ Christine the Hoff on Paula Deen
At least her face looks better, but she always wears such unflattering shit. If she's gonna pull this I gonna be a Big & Lovely woman bullshit, bitch, dress accordingly. Dress in a manner that is going to accentuate and flatter your shape/weight. If she wants to wear this crap and not look like a hotmess(other then the fact that it's just ugly period...), drop the lbs heffa.
Lmao@ Hekki saying Benji looks like he has Progeria.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
WHAMO!!!!!! JFC that was cruel!!!!
I HATE when animal penis's come out....UGH. So gross. *convulsing*
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OMG when I saw that girl in the black (Delta Who?rem) I though Heidi Montag's original face came back!!!!
http://playgrounddad.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Heidi-Montag-Before-...
Michael K you need to go on Phoebe Prices facebook page and look at some of her pictures i would love to read the comments you would make
Most of these peeps with platinum fried hair would look soooooooo much better (and more youthful) with a natural hair color.
*side eyes Gwen Stefani*
M.E. it's the logo for the Voice, that's why they are doing it (still lame I know)
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/21/2013 - 12:10pm.
Xtina - Macadamia Nut Oil. Use it.
OT:
good am ,M.E. this is new to me -- i've seen mac. oil in product ingredient lists but was not aware it's sold separately. used for hair, skin or both? light or heavy oil? TIA
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
STOP WITH THE PEACE SIGN POSE PEOPLE!
@Whamo, LOL. Rethought that huh?
But if I were going to be picky--I do not like these new pointy ass fingernails.
Since XTina's extensions are probably human hair, can you deep condition extensions with results?
snowy - she shows up every now and again.
ahahahah WHamo! getting in the peen talk spirit!
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Xtina - Macadamia Nut Oil. Use it.
Look at those yellow teef!