Afternoon Crumbs

What’s the most elegant thing about this picture of CoCo? Her exquisite lucite heels or that wandering ass implant? – HuffPo 

Amanda Bynes does something Lindsay Lohan should’ve done years ago: claim that her evil twin is the one who’s terrorizing the streets – Lainey Gossip 

Trash made out of trash – Towleroad

So now Johnny Depp knows why he has anal warts on his eyeballs – The Superficial 

That dog’s face (the dog face on the right) is saying everything that needs to be said about She-Pratt – Drunken Stepfather

I am almost didn’t recognize Lucy Pinder without her nipple knobs out – Hollywood Tuna 

For the zero of you out there who didn’t know that the Kartrashians are greedy, money-hungry, low pieces of unethical trash – Celebitchy

Olivia Palermo and her dude look like the Gossip Girl costume closet took a giant shit all over them – The Berry 

That dude on the right is totally trying to figure out who that is. (You and everybody else, dude) – Popoholic

And you know Beyonce is still going to somehow get a writing credit for her cover of “Back to Black” – ICYDK

Yeah, sure, whatever, when I show up to the Animal Practice set in a Bane costume and wave my fist at Tom Hardy, security escorts me away  – Just Jared

MTV is going to pay for Shain Gandee’s funeral after all (which totally means that they’re going to broadcast live from it. RATINGS!) – Reality Tea

Today in sad, Roger Ebert’s cancer is back and he’s taking a leave of presence – Videogum

Is Courtney Love about to do a bump off of that guitar in the 5th pic? – OMG Blog

Rachel McAdams went ginge – Popsugar

Personally, I’d rather watch Mike O’Brien tickle The Hammaconda – The Frisky 

It took me a couple of eye blinks to realize this wasn’t a twink from One Direction – SOW

Glitter-covered dandelion Richard Simmons actually leaft the house with his pantyhose covered – I’m Not Obsessed

Attack of the Cloned Fame Whores – Moe Jackson