Oh, Justin Bieber’s Just Being Miley
Because all the hot female pop stars are doing it (see: Miley, Brit Brit, RiRi, Robyn, etc…), the hottest female pop star of them all sashayed down to the child’s beauty salon and took a pair of clippers to the side of his head. While posing with Beliebers backstage after a show in Germany on Saturday night, Justin Bieber showed off his new emo guinea pig haircut. Yes, the Biebs is serving up some hipster indie rocker lesbian tease and he if he doesn’t listen to Tegan and Sara all the time, then he’s doing a disservice to that haircut.
It also kind of looks like the top of his head is barfing out Donald Trump’s comb over and sometimes it looks like a deflated Flock of Seagulls. But the Biebs should just stop postponing the inevitable and cut ridges into the side of his hair so he can go full 1990s Vanilla Ice already. It’s his destiny.
