Peaches Geldof Gave Birth To A Real Housewife Of Atlanta

Peaches Geldof and her husband Sherri from The Simpsons Tom Cohen are somebody’s parents again. Peaches had a scheduled C-section on April 24th, her late mother’s birthday, and I’m assuming that the doctor reached into her body and pulled out a tiny black lady with a donkey booty and a side-eye like no other.

A source tells The Sun that Peaches birthed out her second son and she and 1979 era Shelley Duvall her husband decided to name him:

PHAEDRA!!!!!!!!

The source says that they chose the name “Phaedra,” because it’s the name of an album by her favorite band Tangerine Dream. Peaches and Tom’s other kid is named Astala, so when Phaedra and Astala get older, they can start a new age electronic band together and only sing songs about the constellation and Greek myths. Phaedra and Astala will headline Coachella 2033. Trust this.

The source also said that Peaches and Tom were “over the moon” and I’m going to ignore that violation against humanity, because they named their son PHAEDRA! Peaches can be all hipstery and pretend like she named her kid after an album by her favorite band, but I know the truth. She’s a down low RHoA watcher and Phaedra is her idol. That makes me like Peaches just a little bit. I can’t wait for Baby Phaedra to look at Peaches and spit out his first words, “You didn’t send for me, but I still came for you.”