I Didn’t Know Gollum Was A Rolling Stones Fan

April 28, 2013 / Posted by:

The Rolling Stones performed a secret show at the 650-capacity Echoplex in the Echo Park neighborhood of L.A. last night and it brought out Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Bruce Willis, James Woods, Gwen Stefani, Ke$hit and the Olsen Trolls. Everybody is talking about how Amber and Johnny held hands at the show, but that’s what hos do when they’re doing each other full-time. They hold hands in public places. Well, unless you’re doing me full-time and then you only agree to meet me at night, in a Denny’s far from your apartment where nobody knows you and the waitress won’t give a shit that you’re sharing french fries and chocolate pie with me. But yeah, Amber and Johnny eat each other’s butts all the time, so it’s not surprising that they’re holding hands.

But what everybody should be talking about is how the Olsen Trolls showed up looking like twin be-weaved Gollums on heroin. When you make Ke$hit look like a crystal clear dew drop sitting on top of the petal of a freshly bloomed wild flower on the peak of a mountain top that has never been visited by man, maybe it’s time to take a shower or at least let a bitch hose you down on the driveway.

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