Would You Hit It?

April 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s Jamie Foxx on the NYC set of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 looking like a character that In Living Color had stuck in its throat for all these years and finally hacked up. We’ve already seen Jamie Foxx looking like a veiny Smurf dick as Electro and now here’s Jamie Foxx before a lightning bolt struck him deep in the ass. This one’s easy. No, I would not hit it, because that fake comb over is giving me “Donald Trump after a perm” vibes. Nope.

But I’d totally hit Andrew Garfield in his Spidey suit. I don’t know if that’s his natural bulge (it’s so not) or if the costume designer stuffed that suit with a guinea pig wearing a fat suit. I think this chick is trying to figure that out.

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