Hot Slut Of The Day!
The stoned Rasta Banana who is the only thing Henry Gribbohm has to show for after he lost his entire life savings on the Tubs of Fun carnival game.
30-year-old Henry Gribbohm of Epsom, NH went to a traveling carnival in Manchester and he thought it was going to be a fun day with his family, but then the Tubs of Fun game sucked him in and took his soul. All he had to do was toss a ball into a plastic tub and if it stayed in there, he won a prize. Henry told CBS Boston (THIS IS NEWS!!!) that he was pretty much the Michael Phelps of Tubs of Fun when he practiced and so he thought he had it. Henry wanted to win a $300 Xbox Kinect. That didn’t happen. Every ball that Henry threw in, popped out. Been there!
Henry lost $300 on the game and instead of admitting that he got done in by a plastic tub and walking away, he walked…back to his house to get his entire life savings of $2,600. Bitch went all live free or die hard and put his entire life savings on game. He lost it all and said that he was just trying to win his money back. Yeah, he put $2,600 in to try to win his $300 back. There’s a Nigerian prince somewhere who is punching himself in the face for not emailing Henry before his dumb ass went to the carnival.
Losing nearly every last penny he had to a carnival game made Henry think that something in the tub was springy. Henry thinks that the game was rigged and he immediately put his Detective La Toya brand deerstalker hat on, because he’s going to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING! Henry went back to the carnival the next day to complain, and the dude running the game felt bad for him and gave him $600 and a Rasta Banana. Henry also called the police and they’re currently investigating to determine if any fraudulent shit went down. The Tubs of Fun game has been pulled from the traveling carnival while the police investigate. The VP of Fiesta Shows, the company that runs the carnival, says that they’ve never had any complaints about the game and it’s kind of “impossible” to lose that kind of money on it. Well, that’s the kind of man Henry is. He makes the impossible possible!
Henry is pretty much all the way broke and he’s now known as the Mensa member who got seriously duped by a stupid carnival game, but at least he gained a new lifelong friendship out of this. That Rasta Banana doesn’t care that Henry didn’t stop after around $50 and think to himself, “Maybe throwing balls into a tub isn’t my thing.” Rasta Banana doesn’t care that it has more sense than Henry even though its brains are made of polyester fluff. Rasta Banana loves a man who goes after what he wants and Rasta Banana just wants to be close to Henry’s luscious cone man titties. Henry lost everything but he gained Rasta Banana. He’s the real winner here.
And that screen shot of Henry pushing his kid’s stroller with Rasta Banana on top of it should be the official image for the phrase “Think about your life choices.”
(For Kelley and Allison)