James Franco And Emilia Clarke Might Be Doing It

May 13, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Page Six says that the Duke of Douches, James Franco, might be rubbing his nipples all over the Mother of Dragons, Emilia Clarke, from Game of Thrones. I wonder how Emilia Clarke feels about doing a dude whose lip liner game beats hers? And I wonder how James Franco feels about doing a chick whose eyebrow situation beats his? When James isn’t painting an abstract on Emilia’s crotch with his paint brush peen, she can help him to elevate his eyebrow game and he can help her to elevate her lip liner game.

Some witness type says that James and Emilia got all close at the Frieze art fair on Randalls Island in Manhattan on Saturday afternoon. The witness says that they were talking and flirting and “were looking quite friendly!”

Emilia Clarke’s last fuck buddy was Seth MacFarlane, so I’m sensing a theme here… Either the number one item on Emilia’s cum bucket list is to spin her cooch on the biggest douches in Hollywood or the number one item on Emilia’s cum bucket list is to spin her cooch on every past Oscar host. Whoopi Goldberg, lube up, bitch, because you could be next!

Tags: Emilia Clarke, I Don't Like Jokes, James Franco, Well Well Well

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