Afternoon Crumbs

May 15, 2013 / Posted by:

John Currin’s portrait of a naked Bea Arthur is expected to sell at for at least $1.8 million at Sotheby’s today. I thank all of you in advance for selling all of your possessions, loved ones and internal organs to buy this for me. I will hang it over my Ikea dresser and pray to it every night. Thank you for being a friend. – HuffPo 

CHRIS EVANS’ ARMS. That is all. – Lainey Gossip

Aubrey O’Day gives us her best “skank caught in the headlights” look  – Drunken Stepfather

LeAnn Rimes bought a husband, so it’s no surprise that she’s buying Twitter followers too – The Superficial 

Um, Christina Hendricks’ husband should be kissing the feet of God for having a wife that looks like her, so I’m sure he’d be okay with her wearing sweats every now and again – Celebitchy

Hayden Pantyairs’ braid kind of looks like the chicken and onion screwer I had for lunch on Sunday – Hollywood Tuna 

Carrie Underwood models a piece called “The Glimmer” from She-Ra’s new lingerie collection – Popoholic

Alyssa Milano stopped by The Grove before heading to her hostess job at the Howard Johnson’s Diner – ICYDK

Nobody wants to be on Pimp Mama Kris’ show – Reality Tea 

For the rock bottom price of $2,000 (which is what Goopy spends a day on diamond water), you can meet Goopy Paltrow and allow her to judge you internally as she tries not to heave while shaking your peasant hand – Jezebel

And somewhere in this world, somebody is going to fap to this – OMG Blog

Justin Timberlake’s Don Draper drag is not working – Just Jared

I see who ever made She By Sheree’s commercial is now outsourcing their talents to Zoolander’s biological son – Videogum

The stills from the new Predator movie are extremely terrifying – Moe Jackson

Things you do while stoned (or if you’re Jessica Simpson, things you do all the time) – The Chive

Here’s Beyonce’s handwritten apology letter to her bumblebeys in Antwerp – IDLYITW

Jim Toth drinks the sweet nectar with AN AMERICAN CITIZEN on American soil – Popsugar

The gay version of Girls is happening at HBO – Towleroad

Rita Ora, is that you? – I’m Not Obsessed

The style evolution of Pretty Ricky Crunk + Disorderly

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