Afternoon Crumbs
“That piece of trash ruined my will to love and now he’s stolen my hairstyle!!!” screamed Jennifer Aniston after seeing Brad Pitt on the cover of June’s Esquire – Lainey Gossip
How long before Amanda Bynes Photoshops her legs around Wheelchair Jimmy’s fro? – The Berry
Cerie from 30 Rock got married – OMG! Yahoo
Oh, so that’s what dominatrixes looked like during pilgrim times – Drunken Stepfather
If you put your butt up to the screen while playing this video, it’ll be the closest you’ll ever get to getting your salad tossed by Jack Black – Towleroad
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner joked about their marriage on SNL – Celebitchy
Well, Snookitina instantly lost 10 pounds when she scraped all thirty layers of red lip paint off of her mouth – The Superficial
Olivia Munn in a bikini and sucking on a lollipop for Esquire, because nobody has every done that before – Hollywood Tuna
This is what happens you mix booze and Kid Rock’s natural doucheness – Buzzfeed
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are about to go public with their relationship and might I suggest that they go public with an HD sex tape? I need something to wash away the images of Backdoor Farrah – ICYDK
This dog needs to get it together! It’s just a Disney movie and it’s not even Bambi! – Jezebel
Jessica Biel looks like she was attacked by silly string – Popoholic
Sinbad is broke – HuffPo
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH – Reality Tea
I can’t play any musical instruments, but I’m still going to start a band just so I can name it ANAL BREATHS – Videogum
The dude from Shameless is only giving to show you his ass for now – OMG Blog
The Diva from Smash got another job! – Just Jared
Robert Pattinson moves his crap out of Kristen Stewart’s house in trash bags. Sparkle vamps: they’re just like us! – Popsugar
Ricky Martin’s twins are the miniaturized versions of him – I’m Not Obsessed