Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This A list mostly movie actor is set to debut his new “girlfriend” just in time for Father’s Day and photos of them with his family. (CDAN)
Tommy Girl! My guesses as to who his next beard is are: Julianne Hough, Taylor Swift (she likes ’em fresh out of the vagina, but she’d be willing to go with TG if it gets her into the Beard Hall of Fame), Minka Kelly (because her acting skills aren’t going to get her starring roles), Justin Bieber or John Travolta in drag.
Which (in)famous dad of a trouble prone Hollywood actress had a pearl inserted in into his man parts as a teenager?
But unlike Demi Moore’s yoga-teaching boy toy Will Hanigan, who had the pearl inserted due to a farming tradition, boasting it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom, this C-List celebrity did not follow such a tradition.
“He boasts that he and his pals did it when they were in the early teens,” reveals a source. (Naughty But Nice Rob)
Michael Lohan? If it is, I’m surprised he hasn’t had it removed, got his entire family to sign it and sold it on eBay. Oh hell, I’m giving him ideas…
This A list rapper said it was worth it to him because he always wanted to have sex with this former A list reality star/celebrity and now just an annoying name. Plus, if he makes a few bucks, then it will be a win/win. It is never a win/win when you have sex with her. Ever. (CDAN)
Lil Wayne and Wonky McValtrex? Lil Wayne is as fertile as a dozen KFeds, so if for some reason they do it, she will get knocked up. And in 9 months, we’ll all be running down the street for our lives as a giant sizzurp-filled herp sore with legs and a gold grill chases after us.
These two talented young performers would like you to think that they met after they became part of the same show.
Not true! They actually met – and dated – a couple of years before that.
Why not just admit that they knew and dated each other in the past? Well, because their current project demands that they be perceived as young and hot and available. If people knew that they had dated, it would spoil the illusion.
Besides, their management doesn’t want anyone to know that they are gay. That’s right. These performers are the same gender! And they are still very, very attracted to each other. It’s too bad management won’t let them live their lives openly and honestly, because they make one really cute couple! (Blind Gossip)
Harry and Louis from One Erection?