Hot Slut Of The Day!
The worst little mail dog!
Some might see the worst little mail dog as a fluffy ball of rage who really needs to smoke several bowls out of a bong made of Prozac, but I don’t! Yes, this crazy dog is acting like that mailperson killed its entire family, fucked its first love and pissed on its breakfast (Maybe the mailperson did? That’s for the sequel), but when I look at that angry mail dog going nuts on mail, I see potential! If that worst little mail dog only murdered bills and somehow found a way to murder the spam e-mail that drops into my inbox every millisecond, he’d be the most important daily tool in life!
And for those of you coming back from the long weekend, this is you whenever somebody drops some shit on you cubicle desk today.
via HuffPo