Sir Patrick Stewart’s Mouth Boldly Goes Where It Has Never Gone Before

May 29, 2013 / Posted by:

Sir Patrick Stewart is 72 years old, has traveled the world and has probably dined in the fanciest restaurants and yet, he has never put his mouth on one of the planet’s finest gourmet treasures: a slice of pizza! Yes, Sir Patrick Stewart eating his first slice is HIGHLY important news.

Patrick bought a duplex in Park Slope, Brooklyn and to christen himself as a citizen of the neighborhood, he ate his first slice at Smiling Pizza. This is the most important thing to happen to New York pizza since Papa Joe first brought pizza to NYC in the olden times or whenever. Patrick folded his slice (makes it easy to dip in nacho cheese) and also enjoyed what Mayor Bloomberg would call an extra large soda. Some of us would call it a “one gulp.”

I still can’t believe that Sir Patrick Stewart has never had a slice of pizza before today. Well, Sir Patrick Stewart can say that he hasn’t truly started living life to the fullest until today.

You know, now that I think about that shit. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten a slice of pizza either. I normally just drench the whole pizza pie with melted butter before shoving the entire thing in my mouth. The melted butter lubes the pizza up so it goes into my mouth hole easier.

via Gothamist

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