Kim Kartrashian Might Be Filling Her Pregnant Face With Botox

In news that isn’t really that shocking to anyone who knows that Kim Kartrashian lives on the korner of Selfish & Vain, InTouch Weekly (via Radar Online) claims that even though her uterus is filled with a delicate, growing human being, she’s still filling her face with the blood of Nicole Kidman, otherwise known as Botox. A source told it like this to InTouch:

“She’s still getting injections even though she’s 7 months pregnant. She’s become more neurotic about her looks. She’ll do anything to be beautiful. She’s so worried about what she looks like – that’s why she’s still getting Botox. Are you surprised? This is Kim. She’ll go to any lengths to protect the one thing that’s most precious to her: her beauty.”

I did a little research for this extremely important CNN-worthy story and read that doctors don’t suggest pricking your face with the Botox needle, but there’s nothing that proves doing Botox freezes your baby or anything. The Botox doesn’t travel through the body down to the baby. But doctors also say that there’s really no need for Botox when you’re knocked up, because your face puffs up and all the lines disappear. Now back to dumbass Kim…

InTouch’s source also says that Kim has gained 70 pounds of chunk, so maybe all of that pregnancy chunk smoothed her skin out? Naw, I’m sure she’s still shoving Botox into her face and defying the laws of medicine while doing so. She probably injects so much Botox into her face that it overflows and trickles down her body into her womb. That poor child. It’ll never be able to say “HELP ME!” with its face, because it won’t be able to move its face! How dreadful.

Kim, of course, denies InTouch’s story, which means it’s true.

Here’s Kim taken her tortured, swollen hooves for a walk in Santa Monica yesterday.