Afternoon Crumbs
Brooklyn Beckham is all grown up and here to remind us that we’re all getting older and soon we’ll be slurping tapioca pudding on the lanai at our retirement community – Lainey Gossip
I wonder if 90s era Susan Powter ever looked into the future and knew that some former Disney trick would eventually steal her entire look – The Superficial
Kristen Stewart is finally heading to Gitmo – Celebitchy
Sloth-ized celebrities, because why not? – The Berry
Amy Adams’ nipple hides behind a field of black lace flowers, because it’s classy like that – Drunken Stepfather
It was very nice of Mark Ruffalo to console Dave Franco while he suffered from a severe case of constipation – Towleroad
RiRi’s purse isn’t nearly big enough – Hollywood Tuna
Either Ashley Benson is beyond hungover or she’s working on her Kristen Stewart impersonation – Popoholic
What Vicki from Real Housewives of Orange Country is trying to say is that she has threesomes with her sister – Reality Tea
FYI: Snooki’s cherry got popped when she was 14 – ICYDK
Amanda Bynes’ secret Twitter account is just one of the mysteries living under her wig – Buzzfeed
Ron Jeremy’s inner tube peen is totally knocking on Farrah Abraham’s backdoor in this picture, right? – IDLYITW
Sharon Stone’s cougar days are temporarily over – HuffPo
Michelle Obama is not the one – Popsugar
Cameron Diaz sucks Lady CaCa’s dried saliva off of Taylor Kinney’s face – Just Jared
Channing Tatum lost me at “he’s wildly talented...” – Moe Jackson
Finally, a Game that speaks to my interests – Videogum
Miguel keeps earning those dumb bitch points – Hollywood Rag
Bruce Jenner should be mad at his back alley surgeon, not Jimmy Fallon – SOW