Bitch Got Served: The Ciara Edition
Most performers get handed flowers, bras, panties and dildos while performing onstage, but poor Ciara got served with lawsuit documents while performing at L.A. Pride on Saturday night. Oh, C-Error finally gets on a stage and this is what happens.
TMZ says that Ciara was supposed to perform at The Factory in West Hollywood on Friday night, but she didn’t show up. Ciara’s people (yes, she has those) swear they canceled the gig a long time ago, because she had already promised to perform at L.A. Pride instead. The Factory kept promoting Ciara anyway and when she failed to appear at the club on Friday night, they filed a lawsuit against her ass. They knew where she was going to be on Saturday night and sent a process server to serve her while she was on stage. This is just two beautiful for words.
You have to give it to Ciara, because she grabbed the papers, skimmed through them, realized she was getting sued, threw the papers back and kept on performing. And judging by those stomach patting moves she was doing right before she was served, she was suffering from a severe case of gas. So she got served and kept performing while trying to hold in a fart. She is a true professional.
And can all celebrities get served this way from now on?