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This is awesome and yes someone has a lot of time on their hands, but that's not the point. This is beautiful and unfortunately it will rot like the real Suri Cruise.

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Ok, not really. Stupid bitch just has pneumonia. Anna Nicole has been put in the hospital in the same place where her son died. Her attorney said, "She has a slight case of pneumonia. We've had a sudden change of weather here due to a cold snap."

Pneumonia my ass! Bitch probably finally almost ODed on all the crazy pills she's taking. I'm so over her crazy ass!

Her attorney said that she will be released soon and it's not serious. He also dismissed claims that Anna dyed Danielynn's hair so she could look more like Howard K. Stern. WTF?!!!! You know that dumb whore used RIT!

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Bob Barker will tape his last episode of The Price is Right in June. He's been the host of the popular game show for 35 years.

He said, "I will be 83 years old on December 12 and I've decided to retire while I'm still young. I've gone on and on and on to this ancient age because I've enjoyed it. I've thoroughly enjoyed it and I'm going to miss it."

Bob has been honest with producers about retiring for a few years now and they've been on the lookout for his replacement. No news yet on who that person will be. I'm sure he or she will be lame.

Who's going to molest the Barker's Beauties now?!

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Is this woman the reason for the Reese/Ryan split? - Egotastic!
Brad Pitt in boxers - Just Jared
KFed thinks a visit to Africa will be rad - Hollywood Rag
Tara Reid's new breasts are still jacked up - Cityrag
Who is Tyra Banks banging now? - Concrete Loop
Chestica Simpson is a fugly eater - Hollywood Tuna
More pictures of fugly Kate and Brooke getting it on - IDLYITW
The Pussycat Dolls are still men - Popbytes
MK Olsen is a cheap ass - Popsugar
ET gets Anna Nicole Smith - A Socialite's Life
Why is this outside the TomKat compound? - Mollygood

"Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just one person."

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I think Marc Anthony's skeleton face is rubbing off on JLo. What the hell is going on with that make-up? Who told her that using baby powder under the eyes looks hot. She probably thought it would give her a glow. Other than her face, she looks hot at the Ace Awards in NYC last night. I'm not sure what she's carrying in that little box, but she sure feels sexy about it. Bitch needs to stop trying to be a sex pot, it doesn't work!

Pete Doherty gets turned on by wearing women's clothes. I thought Kate's skinny jeans were looking a bit stretched out - SOW

Posh Beckham wants a Royal title, unfortunately the title of dumb cunt is taken - Daily Mail

Angelina Jolie will sue some bitches in Cambodia for things that I don't understand nor care about. - Yahoo

Oprah will give out $1,000 debit cards to audience members, but they must spend the money on a charity. What the hell kind of pressie is that?! Can I use it on a "I really need a hot coat foundation?" - Yahoo

This man shit in my kitchen - Gawker

Pictures of Jared Leto getting ready to attack a hobbit - Brooklyn Vegan

Thanks to Andrew Harrison for including Dlisted in an article on celebrity blogs for November's Marie Claire UK!

Chestica & Asshole Simpson (you choose which is which) promoting some trash at Nordstrom on 10/28

Is this where her career has gone? Chestica Simpson will perform a concert at at a theme park. Albeit, it’s a hot theme park but still. She has promised Dolly Parton to perform at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

Dolly said, "Jessica is going to come up to Dollywood, and we're going to do something real soon. All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she's got a great voice - and the heartache and pain to throw into songs."

She used to have a great voice, but not it’s just filled with yodels and hollering. Bitch needs to calm down. Furthermore, the only pain present in felt by the poor fool who has to listen to that devil music!

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Yes, even the perfection that is Halle Berry has flaws. She showed off her stretch marks while shopping with that hunk of man boyfriend of hers. Couldn't she get that trash removed? She's still hot, but stretch marks give me a craving for butter and mayo sandwhiches. Seriously, they are the best.

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Ivana Trump was escorted out of Saturday night’s star-studded Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills for being a drunk wreck! Sources say that she was extremely intoxicated and collapsed into a comatose state when she reached her hotel. Friends were scared for the luscious woman’s state of health and called the paramedics.

Tee totaling Trump has had booze problems in the past. She apparently sought treatment earlier this year.

There’s nothing I love more than a drunken, woman of a certain age with a hardcore Eastern European accent. She probably flashed her moldy breasts at the doorman too.

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