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xoxoxoxMichael K

Stand next to hag-faced Rachel Zoe! This lovely woman is pretty average looking, but next to Rachel she looks like a damn Goddess. She's like fucking Athena next to Medusa. Poor Rachel, I feel sorry for her but bitch should lay off the meth. Why? Because it gives you meth face! These pictures are from last night at Curve restaurant in Los Angeles. Bitch probably sent diners running for the toilet. I'm awful, but I'm just saying. Truth hurts.

Heather Mills shocking claims that Paul McCartney beat her down surprised everyone. The one-legged hag claimed that Paul choked her ass and threw her on a coffee table. She also claimed that Paul would not let her breast feed their child, because her breasts belonged to him. Heather is known for being a lying whore. Her own father and brother have said that she has been known to stretch the truth.

She now claims that Paul also delivered regular beatings to his first wife, Linda. There was never any evidence that Linda was abused. Linda McCartney passed away years ago of Cancer.

A friend of Heather's said, "She told me that he did to Linda what he did to her. She says that staff of Paul's told her that Linda had also suffered abuse."

Heather wants half of Paul's fortune and will do anything to get it. Dumb ass hog. I'm sure she will claim next that Paul abused Stella.

Source

Nicole Richie spend the evening of October 19th standing on a table at Area in Los Angeles. Sometimes, crotch shots are hot. In this case I feel like I'm looking at the undies of a 8-year-old or an 87-year-old woman. Both images disgust me. Source

Madge will take to US television to talk about her recent purchase. She will first make a stop on October 25th to Oprah's couch. She will also appear on The Today Show and on Jay Leno, October 30th. Bitch will most likely talk about David Banda and how she bought him and shit. She will talk about how she wants to be Angelina Jolie and how David is scared of her face, so she has to wear a mask and shit.

Thx Youri

This is a video taken from a Tyra Banks show a couple of weeks ago. Bitch is making fun of Oprah's "Favorite Things" episodes. If you haven't seen those episodes, then basically imagine a bus full of old women bursting into flames. Imagine the screams. Well, Tyra makes fun of this shit and plays crazy a little too well.

Treat Williams

Ken Watanabe (47)
Will Estes (28)
Jade Jagger (35)
Melora Walters (38)
Carrie Fisher (50)
Judge Judy (64)