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Timber! Angelina Jolie has fainted three times since she’s arrived in India. Dumb ho should eat something. Friends close to Angie claim that her fainting spells are due to the emotion she’s feeling while in her scenes. What the hell kind of garbage is that? Did James Lipton from the Actors Studio teach her spin lies like that?

The source said, ‘‘Angelina was in the middle of filming her latest movie, when something went wrong. The scene she was shooting on October 10 was emotional. In it, her character, Marianne Pearl, learns that her husband, Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl, has been killed by terrorists in Pakistan.”

"Angelina threw herself into it and was overcome with emotion.”

Brad rushed Angie to the hospital where she was fine. When he got home, he also fainted. WTF?! Angie’s hypnotic vagina is finally showing signs of weakness. The world will soon be ours again.

Seriously, when she faints her vagina probably retracts into her stomach. It’s ashamed of her.

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GOT DAYUM!!!!?!!! Lil' Kim is the true hotness, but come on now. If she keeps pulling that mug, her eyes are going to end up in the back of her head! That French lady that got her face chewed off by her dog looks better than this hag. I'm going to get some hate mail for that. Lil' Kim fans are no joke!

This is a controversial new commercial featuring Michael J. Fox. The commercial was paid for by Claire McCaskill for Missouri. The commercial has upset some people, because they think his disabilities should not be used to promote her candidacy.

I really don't know what to say. I don't think it's that awful. It's his choice and he wants to use his disabilities to promote someone that he thinks will benefit him in the future. Irk.

Gay - A Socialite's Life
Blohan is an excellent driver - IDLYITW
Is Isaiah Washington getting a bad rap? - Concrete Loop
Paris Hilton: Drug Smugglers - Egotastic!
The Anna Nicole saga gets a new character - Hollywood Rag
Off with her head! - Just Jared
Blohan is real or so she claims - Hollywood Tuna
Whoever said Kate Hudson was pregnant? - Popsugar
Katie Holmes should just move to Barnye's already - Mollygood

KFed thinks he can act now that he’s been featured in CSI and WWE Raw. He is apparently circling a project called “Caught on Tape.” Unfortunately, it’s not a sex tape.

It’s being described as a hip-hop musical directed by Sticky Fingaz. Who the hell is that?

Sticky said, “This is a hardcore musical – lots of violence, sex, action, drama, plus sentiment and romance as well.

“It’s K-Fed’s acting debut. He’s really cool.”

Let’s hope it’s a musical snuff film.

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It's not Michael Myers, it's Kim Cattrall at a premiere in Dublin. Ok, she's old so I will give her a break. She needs to beat down that photographer, though. Bitch has no reason need to get up in there that close. Somewhere in Ireland there's a broken photo lense.

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I love how everytime an American bitch goes to Japan they have to put on a kimono. I will say that Janet Jackson looks...dare I say?...pretty. Yes, her face isn't as alien-like and she's actually giving me something, besides a headache. Unfortunately, this isn't going to save her album.