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Parasite Hilton is such a good role model to young girls that she graces the cover of Seventeen magazine. Good move Atoosa. You dumb ass. Someone on ONTD (Where I got this from) said that this cat looks like it has downs. Even if he/she did have downs it would be still be a million times smarter than this skank. Even photoshop can't fix her cum eye! It should say "Dress Like a Hooker with Autism" not "Dress Like a Celebrity!"

on Mel Gibson saving her from addiction:

"I kept slamming the door in his face. There were two drug people with me who wouldn't leave so he couldn't get me to rehab. But because of Mel, the drugs people ran off to have a cheeseburger with him, because he's Mel, and then my drug minder Warren could get me into rehab."

*Editor's Note* I know that bitch is broke, but she needs to stop wearing her daughter's dresses. That shit is too small.

President George Bush doesn't use "the Google" often, but likes Google maps and thinks they are really cool. He likes looking up his awesome ranch. He also doesn't e-mail. He also probably doesn't know what the hell the reporter is talking about. He still uses a PC Jr. Do you think he ever googles "miserable failure?"

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Robbie Williams has a song on his latest album, Rudebox, in which one of the lyrics is “dance like you just won the Special Olympics.” This little comment has upset disabled organizations and they have demanded the lyric be cut. They got what they wanted, because the single was released with the word “special” cut from it.

Some bitch from a disabled charity said, "I am a big Robbie Williams fan and I went to see him recently, but I will not be buying this album. I find the lyric about the Special Olympics highly offensive and it is rank disablism."

People need to chill, disabled bitches are hot dancers. I get all my Friday night moves from the shortbus. Robbie is just being a douchebag as usual. He wishes he danced that hot.

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Hugh Jackman's beard needs trimming - Just Jared
Gwen Stefani's new single - Popbytes
The stars come out for Borat - Mollygood
Elizabeth Hurley goes see-through - Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Aniston makes her Broadway debut and really needed a comb - Egotastic!
The worst of the worst in Halloween costumes - Cityrag
Nicole Richie should focus on something on food and less on something called LC - Hollywood Rag
ScarJo's full Allure spread - IDLYITW
Avril Lavigne is no model - A Socialite's Life
Vanessa Manilliannilio is sleeping her way to the top - Popsugar
Because I love Danity Kane so much - Derek Hail

Lisa Rinna being a fug mess at the Camp Ronald McDonald Halloween Carnival on 10/22

TMZ solved the mystery of Britney Spears' and KFed's second child. There were rumors that it was a girl, but it's a boy. Unfortunately, the name of the birth certificate, filed today, is Jayden James Federline NOT Sutton Pierce Federline. KFed signed the thing himself on September 13th. He can't read too good, so SPF probably read him the details.

So there you go! Jayden James Federline it is! Click here to see the certificate, like you care.

Lindsay Blohan and James Burke had a little thing about six months ago. James, 20, and Blohan hooked up in NYC and were spotted making out and shit. I guess James comes recommended, because Courtney Love, 42, is now tapping the meat. The pair were seen together at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles and left kissing and holding hands.

A witness said, “They definitely looked like they were on a date, and they seemed really into each other."

He's fug and greasy. I'm glad that these Hollywood trolls keep it in the family though. It would gross me out just to think that I'm sucking a dick that was once in a firecrotch. I'd do it anyway though.

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Halle & Gabriel at "Paddle Out Protest"

Halle Berry and her boy-toy, Gabriel Aubry, are currently the hottest celeb couple right now. Yes, they probably have half a brain cell between them, but that doesn't matter. My only question is...do you think he's hung large? I say no. Unfortunately.

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Porn Star and daughter of California, Mary Carey has unfortunately dropped out of the California Governor race to care for her ill mother. Mary ran back in 2003 and lost out to Arnold Schwarzenegger by just a few hundred million votes. So close!

She will relocate to Florida and care for her mentally ill mother who is in critical condition after jumping off of a building. Mary said, "She's schizophrenic and didn't take her medication and jumped off a building "She broke both of her legs, shattered her feet and shattered four vertebrae in back It's remarkable she survived As much as I want to help the state of California be a better place, I think it is more important to be with my mom and help her I am only 26 and have many more years to be involved in politics . For now I would just like to ask everyone to pray for a healthy recovery”

26 in dog years?! Mary is making the right choice. That sucks cause I can still vote in California and I was going to vote for her ass and I mean her ass, literally. My thoughts and prayers are with Mary and I’m sure the beautiful state of California will survive without her. Besides, there’s only room for one cocksucker (Arnold).

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