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Which one is a hemroid and which one is a Lisa Rinna? I bet you can't guess. I'm sorry, but I have to leave now cause I really need to sacrifice my Chinese lunch to the porcelain Gods! Oh and here's Rinna at some event last night! Hurl!

Thanks to VisaGal for coming up with this grossness!

Naomi Campbell just can't keep her fists to herself. She was arrested again in London today after a woman filed a report claiming Naomi beat her ass. The woman said the assault took place at a residence in London.

Police will not confirm whether it is Naomi or not. They said, "Officers attended the address. A women aged 36 was arrested at approximately 1.20 p.m. for an alleged assault and taken to a central London police station."

Naomi is also involved in an assault case on this side of the Atlantic and methinks they should put that dog down for good. It still boggles me how these women just take it? One day Naomi is going to mess with the wrong ghetto bitch. Seriously, I want one of those chicks just to take her down. Is Shanna Moakler looking for a job?

UPDATE - The Sun is reporting that the woman is Naomi's drug therapist. Did they mean "drug dealer"?

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Here's a little sneak peak of this Sunday's Flavor of Love reunion which brings back all of the trash from season 2. New York is no doubt going to kick some ass and announce that she's The Flavorette. She also tucked her dick in for a special night when she attended the Fox Reality Awards yesterday evening.

This may or may not be the cover of Fantasia's second album. She totally looks like Eva the Diva from America's Next Top Model. I sort of like it, but I have a dumb question to ask. Is it racist to make her skin darker? She's not that black. She probably should've went with one of these pictures instead.

Below are shots of Eva at some beat party last night.

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Is Sheryl Crow giving her Posh Spice costume a test run? No, she's coming back from a L.A. tanning salon looking like they left her the oven too long. Who the hell did her mystic? Stevie Wonder?

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New tits for Ivanka? - Egotastic!
Robin from The Real World is such trash - IDLYITW
Scarlett is the belle of the ball - Just Jared
Brooke Hogan needs to take a time out - Hollywood Rag
Asshole Simpson gets sketchy - Mollygood
Parasite's fake apology - Popsugar
Let's hope Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are making a porn - Hollywood Tuna
Faux rockers can't even get drunk right - I'm Not Obsessed
When animal prints attack - A Socialite's Life

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Kate Moss boozed away at the Moet & Chandon Fashion party last night. She brought Pete Doherty along and the were beautiful disasters. They are wearing fancy clothes, but look like two bums. There were rumors that Kate was knocked up and who knows? She would be the type to drink for two.

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Blohan must have thousands of drugs running through her veins that make her say the weirdest shit. She told InStyle Magazine that she likes to sit down. No, that she really likes to sit down.

She said, "I'm happiest when I'm just sitting. I recently went to a redwood forest with a friend and went on a hike. It was the most fun I've ever had."

Blissing out….ahhh…The redwood forest was fun, because they probably did rails and rails off of each other’s chochas. I mean what the hell is she talking about? Drugs have gone and killed all of her brain cells. Her thoughts consist of rainbows, forests and magic kingdoms. Bitch needs a blood drain.

By the way...I hate to say it, but homegirl has been looking on the hot side these days. These pics are from the Hollywood Awards two nights ago.

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Tommy Lee loves making out, period. So it's no surprise that last night at Frankie J's album release party in Hollywood he stuck his other disease stick down bandmate, Lukas Rossi. During their session, Lukas even went in for a feel and revealed Tommy's much inked-up stomach. Usually, this kind of thing is hot to me...but not these two. Tommy probably thought he was making out with Tila Tequila.

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Kate Moss is the latest bitch to accuse Heather Mills of being a one-legged liar. Heather is suing two tabloids for publishing stories she calls false and damaging.

Heather reportedly claimed that Paul McCartney refused to let her have a bedpan near their bed, so she had to crawl to the toiler in the middle of the night. Kate Moss calls this bullshit.

A source close to Kate said, “Kate reassured Stella (McCartney) that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen her hopping around. She said she was ‘jumping around like a fucking gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary.”

Like a gazelle! Jesus, I love Kate Moss. Kate has been telling everyone what a damn liar Heather is.

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