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Nicole Richie is currently seeking help, because bitch can’t get fat. Her spokeswhore says this is not an eating disorder and she’s seeking treatment on why she can’t gain right.

"Nicole Richie has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she's not been putting on any weight. She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

Um….why don’t you try eating? That usually helps a bitch put on some pounds. Homegirl should live in Tennessee for like a week and she would gain like 25 pounds.

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Annie Potts, Dixie Carter, Delta Burke and Jean Smart aka the Designing Women reunited last night at the Museum of Television and Radio for a Q&A. Everyone still looks majorly hot. However, Dixie Carter's face has been pulled to Mars.

Let me just say that I have fallen in love with Chrystee Pharris. Her outfits look like they were made in home-ec class by her nieces and nephews. She's an actress, but hasn't done much. Me thinks she stays at home all day in her San Fernando Valley studio using construction paper and toothpicks to create her premiere party oufits. She wore this hideous frock at last night's "Catch a Fire" premiere. I love her. She's one to watch.

Extremely homosexual photos of Mario Lopez - Just Jared
My Little Pony Parker gears up for Halloweenies - Popsugar
Nicole's threat to Keith - A Socialite's Life
Evangeline Lilly has stub arms - Hollywood Tuna
Demi Moore sucks out the skin from her knees - IDLYITW
Cheap and easy celebrity costumes - Cityrag
Lauryn Hill and her hair sing at a private concert - Concrete Loop
Ok, Sienna looks pretty hot here - Egotastic!
You can catch Jessica Simpson on adultfriendfinder.com - Hollywood Rag
Jared Leto is on a rampage - BWE
The Olsens switch places - Mollygood

Lee Daniels Entertainment has released information about the upcoming film "Tennessee" which will star Mimi. The film is currently in pre-production and shooting is set to begin next Spring.

Synopsis: Brothers Carter (James D’Arcy) and Ellis Armstrong (Ethan Peck) have only each other and their rundown trailer home in the mountains outside of Albuquerque, New Mexico. But when their lonely lives are shattered by misfortune, their only hope is to return home to Tennessee and the father they once fled. In journeying through the Southwest, the brothers bond with determined waitress Krystal (Mariah Carey) and reconnect with their past.

This is going to be so good. I can't wait to see this ho try to be the next Meryl Streep!

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talking about her breasts AGAIN on The View:

"It looked like I got completely butchered up. The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs."

*Editor's Note* Geese everywhere are pissed!

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Yet another lame photoshoot on last night's America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks was as annoying as ever. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about. One minute she's telling a girl that she looks like she doesn't want to be here and then she's telling a girl that she wants to be here too much. Blah, blah, blah...bitch needs to eat her own wig. And they still haven't sent home Jaeda the she-lady! I don't get it?! Is Tyra really sucking her dick?

The photoshoot featured Fabio in various situations with the girls. They each shot their own romance novel cover. Give me a damn break. This week I didn't have a favorite or a least favorite. They were all stupid.

Caridee (above) is so going to win this.

Michelle & Melrose

Jaeda & Eugena

Brooke (eliminated) & Amanda

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Katie & Posh having lunch in London

TomKat have set their wedding date as November 18th and plan to marry in Italy. Katie Holmes is going to wear Giorgio Armani and Posh Beckham is their wedding planner. Sources say that Posh is helping Katie with everyone wedding detail, because she has such good taste. Yeah, their tablecloths are going to be leopard and the cuisine will be ice cubes and alfalfa sprouts.

The source said, "This is fantastic news for Katie. Not only has a date been set for her big day, she has got fashion queen Victoria helping with her wedding plans. She wants to have a stylish low-key hen do and if Victoria's around she'll be there helping her celebrate."

Don’t you need to have actual conversations in order to plan a wedding? Methinks that Posh and Katie never speak a word to each other. Lots of nodding and lots of awkward smiles, but nothing beyond that. Here are some pics of Posh looking like a call girl with her son as they made their way through Heathrow airport last week.

Long Beach High School in Long Island, NY has a day they call “Superhero Day” in which students can dress up as their favorite superhero. Well, three seniors decided they wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants. The popular comic book spins the tale of two kids who accidentally create a superhero from their school Principal. His uniform includes cape and some tightey whities.

When Chelsea Horowitz, Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin waltzed into school wearing beige leotards, red capes and tightey whities, everyone went crazy. Principal, Nicholas Restivo was highly offended and ordered them to change or go home. They decided to go home.

The principal said that he knows they weren’t nude, but it looked like they were. I don’t see a problem, I just see gross. These are bad nerds, right? Anyway, it could’ve been worse...they could’ve dressed up as Rambo and shot everyone.

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Parasite Hilton named the #1 bitch film fans would like to see die in a horror movie. She's probably the #1 bitch fans want to see die in general.

Hong Kong is not feeling Mimi.

Katie Couric & Kelly Ripa: Battle of the dimwits.

Oprah is haunted by Aushwitz.

The Dancing with the Stars Tour?! Hosted by Slim-Fast?! Hmm..that makes sense.