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Posh & Karl Lagerfeld at the 2006 Bambi Awards in Germany on 11/30

Courtney Love hung out on her hotel balcony in London while going over a script and taking several drags of her ciggie. She is dressed in costume for the Russell Brand Show. Oddly enough this is the most normal she's looked in a long while.

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on Britney Spears attraction to women:

“All beautiful girls like other girls in some way. All girls are attracted to other girls. She found other girls attractive, yes, but we never did anything about it. Our relationship was about us. We just weren’t together long enough for that to come up really. That’s not to say that I don’t know anything about threesomes."

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Why is Barbie's scoop poop dog eating its own caca? I guess you feed this mutt and then he doo-doos it out and that dumb ho scoops it up. Then five seconds later she feeds it to him again hoping he won't mistake it for his own stool. I guess that's not so bad, I do that all the time.

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Kiera Knightley and her busted-gay-face boyfriend, Rupert Friend, are supposed to be broken up. They were photographed taking a stroll in London yesterday. Sources claim they are just friends and they are taking a break, because Rup won't get off Kiera's case. Rup was po'ed about Kiera's relationship with Orlando Bloom and...oh who cares!?! I know you don't.

That being said, Rupert may have BGF but I'd still let him stick the tip in.

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Kiki Dunst posed with the hotness that is Mark Ruffalo at an Oxfam party in Beverly Hills last night. Homegirl better not think of working him. First of all, he's married and second of all he doesn't like his eggs greasy. I'm not sure that was funny, but laugh anyway. Yes, he's short but I can buy him some platforms.

Brit needs to take a cue from Pink - TMZ

The Dion cancels several performances angering old ladies and homosexuals - A Socialite's Life

Cameron Diaz is a slob - Popsugar

Unfortunately, I don't want to "Listen" to Beyonce - Just Jared

Nick Lachey buys some cheap ass baseball team - Hollywood Rag

You know you want Jessica Alba's bra - Cityrag

Kelly Brook in a bikini to cleanse your eyes from the Britgina - Egotastic!

Lohan lets it out on the karaoke stage - Mollygood

Xtina on a carousel horse? - Hollywood Tuna

A look back at Ananda Lewis - The Bastardly

Why does Posh have a gorilla on her back? - IDLYITW

Note - Due to my site being extremely wonky these past few days I have spared y'all with a caption contest for today. It will be back tomorrow with prize! Sorry again for all this, my server is working on it. Trust me, I'm sucking a lot of peen to get this working. Shanks to all the hos who are sticking by. I owe you a glass of buttermilk.

A source close to Nicole Richie has told People Magazine that she's gained 5lbs and is on the road to recovery. One month ago, Nicole announced that she was seeking treatment, because she couldn't gain weight. She dismissed rumors that she was reversing a gastric-bypass and that she suffered from an eating disorder.

"She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress. "She wants to prove she's trying to change." The newly brunette Richie has even "distanced herself from a lot of (old) friends," adds the source. Among those old friends is Rachel Zoe, 35, Richie's stylist for the past three years, with whom Richie split last week.

5 pounds on her 90 pound frame is a lot! Nicole could also lose some extra trash by dumping Paris Hilton! Seriously if homegirl wants a complete recovery she needs to let that skank stay in the past.

Nicole Richie showed the crowd at Marc Jacobs in Beverly Hills the international sign for "Happy Holidays" yesterday while on Santa's lap.

Picture: Celebrities.com

Jude Law looked even greasier at last night's "The Holiday" premiere. I'm sorry but any hotness he had has melted off and replaced with grease. That being said, I'd still let him tap this. Here's some other pics of the gorgeous Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz trying so hard to be a sex kitten. More like sex alley cat.