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At last night's Black Ball in NYC, Kimora Lee Simmons emptied what brain she has left into the hands of her ex, Russell "Turtle" Simmons. I mean...bitch is trying act all classy and shit...and she does this? Furthermore, I thought these two were done? Ugh, this whole situation confuses me. A tranny, a turtle, brains on the red carpet...ugh it's just too much for a Friday night. Peace.

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Jack Palance died of natural causes today in California. He was 87. It came in threes (Jack, Gerald & Ed)!!

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Jude Law going to the dentist (English people do that?) in London

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R&B singer Gerald Levert has died of a heart attack. He was 40-years-old.

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Guns 'N' Roses cancelled a show in Portland, Maine when state officials told them they couldn't drink onstage. The show has several pyrotechnics involved and the fire marshall's office told them they couldn't have alcohol onstage. The show was to take place on Monday.

The band's spokeswhore said that the fire marshall's office was making it very difficult for them and they had no choice.

Axl Rose said, "It was important for us to play there and it is a shame that what should have been a great night for all of us was not possible due to the actions of two people,"said Rose, referring to the fire marshals. "I agree with, and ultimately take responsibility for, the end decision not to jeopardize the safety of the fans, the crews, the bands and myself as a result of the methods of these particularly draconian authorities. We hope to find another way to play for you in the future."

I can't say I blame them. I would need a lot of booze in order to sing the same song for the one billionth time. I have a question though? Couldn't they have just cut the fireplay and keep the booze? Damn, Axl is fug.

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Weirdest movie ever: Beyonce and Eva LongWHORIA as lesbian lovers - Hollywood Rag

More Blohan nipples - Egotastic!

Cindy Margolis looks better with her clothes off - Hollywood Tuna

Maddox buys a helicopter - Just Jared

Happy Birfday Tony Bennett - Popsugar

Double the grease - Mollygood

Jude Law wants to be a Bond baddie - A Socialite's Life

KFed's rider, he forgot to add "career" to it - IDLYITW

Salma Hayek likes taking her shirt off - Cityrag

Lindsay Lohan is going to be effin pissed! Apparently, Karl Lagerfeld has become so taken with Lily Allen that he's considering her for the face of Chanel in 2007. She recently attended a show in Paris and also had a meeting at the Chanel HQ.

A source said, “Lily burst on to the scene as the Queen Of Chav with her trainers and huge gold earrings. So it’s hilarious she has been asked to work with Chanel, one of the most famous fashion houses in the world. But, like any girl, she loves high fashion. Nothing is set in stone but Karl believes she has come up with a look that will define 2007. It’s all about wearing really classy clothes in a different context. He is keen to dress her and work with her.”

Expect Lindsay Lohan to be caught on tape saying "Lily Allen is a c-u-next-Tuesday."

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I need a little more Ashley Judd in my life. I'm so sick of these Blohans and Paris', I need a normal person. Anyway, here she is not looking that amazing at the Come Early Morning premiere. The movie opens today and is getting buzz. Maybe Oscar buzz? Someone hand this ho a kleenex to handle her sweat.

Humiliated frat boys sue Borat - AP

KFed is turning to booze and ciggies to deal with the Brit split. So, nothing has changed - Contact Music

Cameron Diaz is fixing her nose. Let's get some money together and also pay the surgeon to stitch up her mouth as well - Gabsmash

Ashlee Simpson needs a bath - ICYDN

Kim Cattrall upskirt. Eek. - SOW

How did I miss this? It's Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson dressed as vampires singing (I use the term loosely) "Monster Mash" on Jimmy Kimmel Live. How did this happen? Who signed off on this? Is Tyson mentally retarded? So many questions?!

Thanks Buffy