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Foofy Foofy aka Flava Flav brought Deelishis as his date to the BET Hip Honors in Atlanta tonight. I guess this means they are sort of still together. I would think now that Deelishis is Foofy's main tranny, she would be wearing something a little more expensive looking. I mean...you don't have to buy your clothes at the swap meet anymore girl. This frock looks like it was made with material from Party World. Deelishis have your man sell his gold teeth to buy you a decent dress.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller have called it quits according to People. A source close to the couple claims they have finally put an end to their roller-coaster relationship.

"It's a mutual decision," a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. "They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed."

Reps for both Miller and Law refused to comment on the private lives of their clients.

Now Sienna Miller is free to fuck dudes in public rather than hiding it from her boyfriend and the media. I'm sure they will be back together by morning time. Jude could use the break, because ho has been looking beat lately. They kind of belonged together. Jude's wang is worn out and Sienna's vag is so used.

It's a slow day, so this edition of Truly Awful Music features one of the greatest performances in music history. It comes from one of the contestants of 2003's WB's Superstar USA. This reality show was an anti-American Idol and tricked horrible singers into thinking they were great. Each week the singers painfully sang beloved songs. They didn't know it, but the joke was on them. My favorite contestant was the multi-talented Rosa. She was a girl from Mexico with a big dream. She said she sounded better than JLo and Christina Aguilera. She's kind of right. I mean I know JLo sounds like this without effects. Here's the gorgeous Rosa singing a beautiful song of friendship and love.

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I'm totally late on this one, but please vote for October's Hot Slut of the Month. We've got 4 blondes and a brunette, 3 Brits and 2 Yankees. Helen Mirren, Bette Midler, Charlene Tilton and Jennifer Saunders have all made the cut! Happy Voting!

WHICH singing icon, whose husbands tend to be gay, has gotten very close with a never-married brunette on a network news magazine? The relationship is said to be causing anguish to the TV correspondent's longtime gal pal who launched her career.

Liza Minelli!! Who knows who the TV ho is.

WHICH former TV squawker's husband is the target of a celebrity glossy? A muscular fitness trainer at an East Side gym was recently offered $20,000 to dish about the husband's sexual advances, but the trainer told the reporter, "[Bleep] off!"

Star and Gay Al!

WHICH actress has resumed her affair with a married man although she is still dating her long-term British boyfriend?

Isla Fisher (dating Sacha Baron Cohen) or Sienna Miller

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This little video has been making the rounds in the past few days. It's some dude performing at a Bank of America and MBNA meeting. He covers U2's "One" but tweaks it for the BofA employees. It's truly disgusting. I'm sure Bono loves it.

Age: 27
Birthday: September 24, 1979
Birth Name: Casey Johnson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: November 5, 2006
Claim to Fame: The "Band-Aid Princess" or heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune

Where is she now? Last I heard she was in PR and wanted to adopt an African orphan. I kid you not.
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She's a low-rent Paris Hilton and trust me, that's really low. She's a plastic surgery addict and a huge piece of trash which equals hot in my book.

Here we go again! This hag cannot take a damn break. Madonna is working with Agnetha Faltskog and Frida Lyngstad from ABBA for her new album. Madge has already sampled the duo’s “Gimme Gimme Gimme” for “Hung Up” from her last album, “Confessions of an Aging Vagina.”

A source close Madge said, “Madonna has been in contact with Agnetha and Frida for a few months. Madonna was the driving force behind the idea because she was so happy with her sample of Gimme Gimme Gimme on Hung Up. Agnetha and Frida loved it, they really warmed to Madonna for rejuvenating one of their most famous tracks.”

Recording is set to start in the next few weeks. Why?! Homegirl just bought a damn baby. Doesn’t she want to play with her new purchase before she starts working again? I mean…even her face is asking her for a vacation.

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and company left Pune, India yesterday and traveled to Mumbai, India. They have been in India since October 5th and are in Mumbai to finish shooting "A Mighty Heart." The family flew by private helicopter and have checked into a luxury hotel in South Mumbai.

Fascinating stuff, eh? Angie looks like she's gaining some weight, which is a good thing. Maddox is still the King of the World.

According to sources, KFed is currently in negotiations to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears for $50 million. One company in Arizona is willing to pay the fee. KFed is using the tape in negotiations with his ex. He’s willing to sell her the tape for $30 million and custody of their two sons.

The tape was filmed in the first few weeks they were together at the Beverly Hills Hotel. It shows Britney and KFed getting down and dirty with her performing several sexy acts on his nasty ass. A source said, "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other. They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.”

Play chess? Ok, this story has to be a falsity. These two dingbat can’t even play Go-Fish let alone, Chess. The same source claims that Kfed will do anything to get back at her and this is his ticket.

A source close to Britney said, "She is absolutely furious with Kevin, and knows a full-on sex video could almost certainly ruin her chance of a career come-back.

"They were made for the couple to watch in the privacy of their home. She never thought that he'd threaten to SELL them.”

The same source claims that the reason for their break-up is that Brit caught him with another woman. She is also sick of him cheating with hookers and his constant cocaine use.

This story comes from the News of the World so take it for what it’s worth. I think there’s some kind of clause in Britney’s prenup that states KFed cannot sell a tell-all about them nor do anything to hurt her career. I may be mistaken, but I’m pretty she has that shit.

I bet you Britney sucks at giving head.