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Kelis gave us a little too much while performing in New York. I'm not sure what was behind (besides her ass) these photos, but this isn't cute. Does she have stretch marks near her chocha? She's so much hotter when she covers up that ass. That poor mic stand almost met its fate.

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C.C. DeVille at Snatch in Miami on 11/11 & Sebastian Bach at the Retox Rockabar in NYC on 11/10

If you have "ball anxiety" this is for you. It's called the Wonderjock and provideds "ball/extension support technology." I guess it's supposed to make your nutsack appear larger than it already is. Is there such thing as nut cleavage?

I'm getting one ASAP.

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I know some people have a problem with black women wearing blonde wigs, but I don't as long as it's done right. Eve does it right. That shit matches her skin tone and it looks almost natural. Ho looks hot. I give a lot of grief to chicks that wear nasty wigs, so I thought I'd show the right way to do it. Anyway, here's Eve with that fruitcake Lance Bass at a CosmoGirl event in NYC today. Girlfriend (Lance) needs to calm down on the tweezing and mascara.

G. Ben Thompson owns the Bahamas home where Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern are currently shacked up. He wants Anna out and she's not budging. So, what's a man to do? He pulled the plug. Anna had her electricity turned off on Friday and the entire household went crazy. According to TMZ, Thompson also flew to the Bahamas to serve Anna eviction papers in person.

Anna ran into the house like a crazy person and appeared on the balcony screaming, "You get off this property. This is a gift and I ain't ever leaving. And I'll show you, Ben, you ain't never gonna see the baby again! You did a declaration for that fuckhead Larry Birkhead!"

Just another chapter in The White Trash Chronicles. When is Lifetime going to make a movie about this already? I can picture the scene now after the lights go out...Anna lights some candles and dances around the house in sexy lingerie for Howard. She then ODs on the floor and wiggles like a fish out of water, but you know that totally turns Howard on.

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Elegant fashions at the Harley gathering - Cityrag

A tranny is stalking Jacko, methinks it's just LaToya trying to reach out to him - Hollywood Rag

Nicole Richie goes to McDonald's and flips us off - IDLYITW

Avril Lavigne exposes the cleavage - Egotastic!

Jennifer Aniston buys creams at Barney's to hopefully make her less fug - Popsugar

Blohan insists she wasn't hit in the back last week...by a car - A Socialite's Life

Parasite Hilton stinks up Dublin, literally - Mollygood

Tara Reid looks better, but is still trash - Hollywood Tuna

Jacko needs a new wig bad - Just Jared

Jessica Simpson is going to ruin Working Girl forever - Popbytes

Grey's Anatomy star, Ellen Pompeo, is engaged to boyfriend, Chris Ivery. He's a music executive and they've been dating for three years. They met at a grocery store. Yeah, like she buys food?

I'm not sure if he's hot yet. Give me a minute. She's a dog, but he could be do-able.

Ok, I'm already bored with them and after giving him a second..yes I'd hit it.

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Nicole Richie at the Disney Vault party

Page Six has a curious blind item today involving a Hollywood celebrity and gastric bypass. I can't help but think of Nicole Richie. The blind item also mentions that the girl recently had a stint in the hospital to reverse the gastric bypass. She was in "rehab", but only for one day. She could've went into the hospital just to get the gastric bypass reversed and then released the next day, no? This makes complete sense. I hope this is the case, cause maybe this means homegirl isn't an anorexic.

Sienna Miller barely broke-up with Jude Law and she already has a new daddy. He's much hotter and richer and I'm sure his dick is bigger. Anyway, Sienna met up with her new papi at the lighting of the Cartier bow in NYC today. Is she wearing a wig?

It was a family affair in London today where Jordan aka Katie Price revealed her new lingerie line. The lingerie line is for the everyday woman who wants the silky feel of cheap polyester on her buttocks. Jordan used her mother, Amy, to get this point across. Her mom is totally hot.

I love how Jordan surrounded herself with straight-up HAGS to make herself look hotter. Unfortunately, bitch looks as cheap as the bras she's hawking.