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Ricky Martin is a bigger fruitcake than the one your aunt would make at Christmas, but he's still hot. There was a moment when he was too goofy for me, but I'm back on board. He's probably a power bottom, though. Anyway, here he is at a store signing in Madrid.

Cassia Aparecida de Souza from Brazil claims that her cat, Mimi, gave birth to puppies. Yeah, dogs. She said that three of the six cat's babies were dogs after this slut cat fucked the neighbor's dog.

A scientist is going to take samples to see if this is true.

Mimi is a damn slut-whore! What kind of cat gives it to a dog? This is not possible! If it is possible I want a cat-dog now!

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen look like they say everything with their eyes. They are probably mute. These girls are going to kill me with their stares. I bet you they can like freeze fire and shit. Here they are scaring everybody at a Teen Vogue party in NYC last night. Oh and Stevie Nicks and Mrs. Roper called, they want their old frocks back.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes brought Suri out to play in Rome today. They arrived at a restaurant for one of the many events before their wedding on Saturday. Suri totally has busted gay face. I mean, she's precious...but homegirl looks like she has it rough. She totally does, so I'm going to give her some credit. Katie is wearing an outfit my grandma would wear and at least Tom got some sort of hairstyle. What am I saying? I love Suri.

Haven't seen this snatch in a while - The Bastardly

Heidi Klum will pop any minute - Just Jared

Mischa Barton tries so hard - Popsugar

Troll Dupri loves Janet anyway he can have her - A Socialite's Life

Joe Simpson is finding a man for Jessica and you know he's the first candidate - Mollygood

Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson are new BFFs - Hollywood Tuna

Tina Fey tells us why Paris Hilton sucks - Cityrag

Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter sitting in a tree - Egotastic!

Paris sets her vagina on Harry Morton - IDLYITW

Britney calls Justin? Por que? - Hollywood Rag

John Cusimano is Rachael Ray's husband and he's facing allegations from a woman that claims she was paid to perform several degrading acts on him. Jeannine Walz told The National Enquirer that he paid her to hawk loogies on his face and rub her dirty feet all over him.

She said they met outside a lesbian bar in NYC in 2000 and he paid her and 3 friends $20 to spit on him. She says he also took pictures of it.

She said, "Sometimes he'd be naked. I always kept my clothes on. John paid me up to $500 for a session. We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused."

Jeannine moved to Florida and John married Rachael, but they still saw each other.

Rachael's rep claims the story is completely false, "It's false, he's into piss not spit!" Ok, they didnt' say that. What a sick ass. I don't get a lot of fetishes and I really don't get this one. I feel bad for the sink when I hawk a dirty loogie into it. He probably makes Rachael spread a little EVOO all over his hairy body. Furthermore, how did that ho support herself on $1,000 a month living in NYC?! She needs to show me her secrets.

Angelina Jolie held a press conference in Mumbai, India to discuss her work in "A Mighty Heart" and only that. She would not answer any questions about her personal life including Bradley Pitt and the kids. BORING, right?

She said the movie was important...blah blah blah...it's not about terrorists...blah...blah..blah..India is beautiful...blah...blah...blah...and she goes on.

More importantly, why is she sitting next to Gilbert Gottfried and Andrea Bocelli? Are they in the movie?

Click here to read the entire article and what she says about the film.

Variety wrote an obit for VHS on Tuesday declaring that it is officially dead. VHS was expected to live until January, but with High-Def taking over and DVD sales on the rise...it had to end.

"It's pretty much over," concurred Buena Vista Home Entertainment general manager North America Lori MacPherson on Tuesday. VHS is survived by a child, DVD, and by Tivo, VOD and DirecTV. It was preceded in death by Betamax, Divx, mini-discs and laserdiscs. Although it had been ailing, the format's death became official in this, the video biz's all-important fourth quarter. Retailers decided to pull the plug, saying there was no longer shelf space. As a tribute to the late, great VHS, Toys 'R' Us will continue to carry a few titles like "Barney," and some dollar video chains will still handle cassettes for those who cannot deal with the death of the format.

We will miss you VHS! We had so many beautiful memories together.

1976 - 2006

Mario Lopez was ROBBED!!!! - Gabsmash

Is Justin Timberlake dissing Janet Jackson in a new song? - SOW

That white trash girl from "My Name is Earl" is knocked up! - People

Perez Hilton's outing of celebs may be costing him a job - Jossip

Dlisted won its ass a Gay Bloggie for design! Thanks to the hoes that voted for me and thanks to Mark Robinson for designing this shit.

Also thanks to Tina Fey for giving Dlisted a sort-of shout out in an interview she had with Planet Out!

GQ named Lindsay Lohan its "Obsession of the Year" and she celebrated by opening her legs and bending over for a photoshoot. She also had a little interview where she basically was a smart ass the entire time. It's the coke talking.

GQ: Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
Blo: It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.

GQ: And then what do you do at night?
Blo: Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.

GQ: Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
Blo: No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.

GQ: After computer time, when do you go to bed?
Blo: No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.

Ok those answers were a little funny, but I still want to punch her in the bagina. Homegirl needs to go away for a few years, detox and get her shit together. She should also never talk to her whore mother again and stay away from her dad. That's just my two cents and she should keep her damn legs closed.