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Sorry Isn't Gonna Cut It!
Michael Richards aka KKKramer appeared via satellite on the Late Show tonight with David Letterman. He apologized for being a bastard and for cursing out a black dude during a performance at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles last night. Jerry Seinfeld was already scheduled to appear.
The Laugh Factory has already banned him and issued an apology.
I will only forgive him if he dresses up as Billie Holiday and sings "Strange Fruit."
Hot Ho
Look at this ho. Bai Ling worked a daniel-tiger-cat head at the Diversity awards last night in Los Angeles. I missed her smelly ass.
A Family That Highlights Together, Stays Together

Brangelina and company on a boat ride in India. Maddox is working it.
Shiloh is totally in her golden crib. She's too good for this.
We'll Never Know How He Did It - If He Did It
TV and book plans for O.J. Simpson's account of his ex-wife's murder will never be heard. News Corp. has cancelled plans to publish his book called ""If I Did It" and have also cancelled the TV special.
Rupert Murdoch said, "this was an ill-considered project."
Oh you think?! O.J. apparently is planning to shop the project elsewhere. The proposed book was supposed to be O.J.'s point of view on how he killed his ex-wife and her friend, if he killed her. The book could've also been called "How I'm putting the nail on my career coffin." Source
Jerry Seinfeld Quote of the Day!
on Kramer's racial tirade:
"I am sick over this. I'm sure Michael is also sick over this horrible, horrible mistake. It is so extremely offensive. I feel terrible for all the people who have been hurt."
Afternoon Crumbs
Happy Anniversary Xtina and Jordy! - Popsugar
How Tom captured Katie, a story told with dolls - Cityrag
Tyra Banks in a bikini isn't what it used to be - Egotastic!
Alert the media! Pam Anderson's pooch is missing - Hollywood Rag
The Victoria's Secrets fashion show beginning to end - Hollywood Tuna
What is Kim Kardashian doing on the ground? - IDLYITW
Nicole Kidman visits her old pal Naomi Watts - Just Jared
Brad Pitt speaks about the bodyguard situation - Mollygood
David Blaine is a moron - A Socialite's Life
Kelly Ripa Was Not Happy About This!
Clay Gayken was a guest host filling in for Regis on the Regis & Kelly show. This moment above shows Gayken putting his hand over Kelly's mouth to shut her ass up. She was not happy about it and said that he was very disrespectful and should apologize to her. Kelly needs to get over herself. Doesn't Regis always shut her up?
I'm just surprised that Gayken actually touched a woman! She's lucky I wasn't a guest host, because I would've shut her mouth with my fist!
Thanks Lea
The "Who Cares?" News

This is where TomKat is honeymooning and by "honeymooning" I mean she'll stare at the ocean and he'll yack away to anybody who will listen. - I'm Not Obsessed
Peter Jackson hops off The Hobbit - Coming Soon
Details on the TomKat wedding kiss and cue vomit seizure - AP
Is Britney Spears going to release her sex tape for free? Ugh, Paris Hilton's influence is already infiltrating her. - SOW
Carmen Electra is totally eating old lady chocha - Gabsmash
Lohan Loses Bracelet - Probably Lost in Her Bagina

Lindsay Lohan borrowed a $40,000 diamond bracelet she borrowed from Cartier for her hosting duties at the World Music Awards in London last week. Well, the coke head lost it. She was forced to pay for the bracelet, because of her blunder. A rep from Cartier showed up to her hotel coming to collect the bauble when Lohan had to whip out her checkbook and pay for it.
A source said, “It was embarrassing. Lindsay couldn’t find it anywhere and was trying to stall for time to see if she could dig it out. She had been loaned the jewellery in good faith for her presenting gig at the World Music Awards on Wednesday. The plan was always for her to return the bracelet after, which seemed to have slipped her mind. She had a string of pals coming in and out of her room as well as security, management and hotel staff tending to regular requests. The room was turned upside down and fingers were being pointed at various people for it going missing. Lindsay ducked out of seeing the jewellers herself and left her management to sweep it under the carpet.”
Coke not only kills brain cells, but it also kills your checking account. I bet you she just sat on the thing and it's now somewhere floating in her bagina along with Natalie Holloway. I'm not right.








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