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Taylor Hicks at the American Music Award arrivals on 11/21

These screencaps were taken on October 30th of this year and show Ripa putting her fingers in her mouth and slathering them all over Regis. Hmm...she doesn't seem to mind. Stupid slag. She should've given a better exuse on why she didn't like Clay's hands on her face.

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This is baby Jessica, no not the one that fell into that well, another one. She's from Malawi, the same place where Madge adopted David Banda. She wants to adopt 18-month-old Jessica, but the problem is that an Australian couple already has dibs on her. Two Australian missionaries are afraid that their adoption plans are in jeopardy, because of Madge.

The couple said, 'We knew Madonna was at the orphanage and she had met all the kids but we were already in the process of adopting Jessica and we hope we will be successful'.

If Madge doesn't get Jessica, she might not have to wait long for another. David Banda's father has remarried and his new wife is expecting their child. Madge can get this one right out of the oven!

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Tom Cruise apparently sang along to his bride, Katie Holmes, when "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" came on during their wedding reception. This little moment was taken from Tom's movie "Top Gun." Yeah, he's original.

Leah Remini (who is a Scientologist) said, "Katie was completely touched. She was laughing along, loving him and really enjoying it."

They probably rehearsed this a million times and these photos make me want to hurl. He seriously needs new hair.

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David Blaine was put into a spinning gyroscope today in Times Square in NYC. They will shackle his arms and hands in on Thursday and then he will have until Friday to make his escape. If he makes it then 100 needy children will get a $500 spree from Target. The gyroscope will spin David around 24-hours a day.

He said, "This is more difficult than anything I've ever done," Blaine said before he was loaded into the gyroscope, which was then hoisted 40 feet into the air. I've not tested it much. I will be learning how to do this as I'm doing it."

Please, this is fake. Like there's a chance he won't do it and screw 100 kids over? That being said, I'd still hit it. I'm sure the wang isn't working well with all the stress he puts it through.

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I don't have a picture of David Fearn, but you'll know why I chose this pic when I tell you his tale. David has changed his name to the longest name in UK history. What did he change it to?

James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunder-ball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow ' Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond

That's his entire name. The 23-year-old will also answer to the name "Inbred Tool." Source
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Looking wasted again - Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson: still fug - Popsugar

Borat's getting hitched - UsWeekly

Xtina in Hungary's Glamour...lol - Popbytes

Everyday is a ScarJo boob day - Egotastic!

In case you missed Britney's new BFF - IDLYITW

Jay-Z does 7 concerts in one day - Hollywood Rag

JLo's diva ways at the TomKat wedding - Just Jared

The Tommy Lee fashion line is truly hideous - A Socialite's Life

Kids really want Jessica Alba as a sub teacher - Hollywood Tuna

Carrot Top's face wreck - Cityrag

My dreams are shattered! Ok, not really. TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears and KFed will make a joint statement declaring that a tape of them doing the deed does not exist.

Their reps (who is his rep? JJ?) both claim there is no tape and one was never made.

Ugh, I was going to use that tape to curb my appetite and lost a few pounds! Now I'll just have to watch the Anna Nicole Smith c-section video over and over again.

Sienna Miller, Guy Pearce and Jimmy Fallon reshot scenes from "Factory Girl" in NYC yesterday. Apparently, this is the second round of reshoots. The film is due to be released next month. This must suck so hard if they are doing reshoots a month before opening?

They look like tools. Sienna Miller's eyebrows were done with a sharpie, that's how low-rent this thing is!

Kelly Ripa called into The View today to discuss the Clay Aiken incident. Rosie O'Donnell said that she felt Kelly's remark about "having kids and not wanting them to get sick" by Clay touching her was very homophobic. Kelly told Rosie that she was disappointed that Rosie would think that and it had nothing to do with his sexual preferences. Kelly said the flu is going around. Nice try. They went at it for a while with Kelly saying that she's never asked Clay anything about his sexuality.

Rosie ended the show by saying "Clay, I have kids and you can touch me anywhere you want."

Not the mental image I needed.

I must say that Kelly needs to shut it already. She's making it worse and did Rosie just out Clay?

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