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I just wanted to wish all of y'all a hot Thanksgiving! I am thankful for all of y'all and hope you eat lots of jellied, canned cranberries mixed with Stove Top. You know you love it.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

xoxoxoMichael K

Parasite Hilton and Brit Brit Spears celebrated a pre-Thanksgiving at Hyde in Los Angeles last night. Are they officially dating now? Brit took a page from P's handbook and showed off her crusty white undies to everyone. Brit also showed off her new body, but ended up looking like a bloated hooker. Ugh...it's the end of Western civilization as we know it.

John Mayer is not spending Turkey day with Jessica Simpson, because there's not a bird big enough to shut her fat mouth up - INO

Did Blohan OD? - Egotastic!

Katie Holmes looks like she dealt with her wedding by getting wasted - Mollygood

Abbie Corndog denies bumping uglies with Ryan Phillipe - Hollywood Rag

Kate Moss goes out without her ring, Petey probably hawked it for some crack - A Socialite's Life

Keira Knightley's husband-to-be is sort of hot - IDLYITW

Nelly Furtado was sort of hot at the AMAs - Just Jared

Pamela Anderson is always nude - Hollywood Tuna

David Gest NOT gay...Damn I thought I had a chance - SOW

Eva tries to hit Lance....ok not really...but you know she did - Popsugar

Cameron Diaz's new nose is still skank - BWE

Simon Cowell attended a charity performance of Billy Elliot the Musical in London last night. Gay.

KFed has apparently been asked to star in one of the UK's biggest reality shows, Celebrity Big Brother. He will follow in the has-been footsteps of Pete Burns, Brigitte Nielsen, Jackie Stallone and Jodie Marsh. Producers has offered him a mind-boggling $300,000.

A source said, “Kevin is hugely entertaining because he takes himself really seriously — even though no one else does. He’ll be great for the show because it’s all about larger-than-life characters.”

Ho needs to take this offer, because this is the last and only time he will be offered this kind of dough. He's stupid though and will probably think he's too good for it.

PS - Someone tell Brit Brit that we know she paid a lot of money for that tummy tuck, but we've already seen it a billion times.

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Michael Richards and Jamie Foxx at a Jay-Z party on 11/22

Michael Richards better stay away from Jamie Foxx, because Jamie will beat him. Jamie is pissed off after Michael...well you know what he did.

Jamie said, "When I see him, it's on. I'm not going to let him get away with it."

"If I'd have been in the audience he would've had to put his dukes up. He probably should go get a private island somewhere, cause if I see him ..."

Can't we all just get along? Besides, Jamie should just take off his shirt, pucker those lips and shut up!

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Thanks chicchignon

Brangelina enjoyed a motorcycle ride in Ho Chi Minh City today. The couple and their family have stopped in the Vietnam city from Cambodia. They are in town just for tourist purposes. They have no work plans.

I guess that ho in the back doesn't want to catch their stank. Angelina could use a huge Thanksgiving dinner.

Heidi Klum and Seal have welcomed their second child into this cruel world! They had their second son in Los Angeles yesterday. They named him Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. Their rep issued this statement, "To our children, a brother/ To our parents, a grandson/ To my wife and I, a son/ To our family, a blessing."

He weighed in 8lbs and 11oz. Fat ass! Just kidding. Heidi currently has 3 babies by 2 baby daddies.

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The Turkey, cause I'm eating that ho tonight!

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