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She's Totally Got Diarrhea
Britney Spears made a toilet paper run to her local CVS in Malibu today and decided not to flash her shreeded beef to photographers. She did decide to flash her shredded weave, though. Please Brit, keep your legs closed tonight. Your vajayjay is slowly destroying the internet!
Truly Awful Music: Billy Idol
Oh Billy Idol! Are you that hard up for cash?! How can he go from "Rebel Yell" to this?! I guess it's not a nice day for a white Christmas. God, that was lame.
Click here to see some other holiday gems from the original meth face.
LaToya Jackson is Finally Doing a Reality Show
I was waiting patiently for LaToya Jackson to star in a reality show. Well, she's currently filming "Armed and Famous" in Muncie, Indiana. The show follows "stars" as they train to be police officers in Muncie.
In addition to LaToya the show also features Erika Estrada, Jack Osbourne, Wee Man from Jackass and pro-wrestler Trish Stratus.
The show will premiere on CBS. The stars will go through the normal officer training, graduate and then go out on duty with guns.
LaToya Jackson with a gun?! This show is going to be awesome. I seriously want to get pulled over by LaToya. I could easily argue that I went suffered police brutality from being forced to look at her mug!
Anna Nicole Smith is Homeless

A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith and company to get out of the house she's been renting. G. Ben Thompson owns the house and was once romantically involved with Anna. He filed documents in court to get her out of his home. Anna Nicole had until November 27th to respond and she didn't.
The court has now ordered in favor of Thompson and she has 48 hours to get all her happy, little crap out of the house.
Anna is currently house hunting and afraid to return to the US, because if she does she has to face a paternity lawsuit against her. Homegirl is going to be camping on the beach. I personally think she should return to L.A. and shack up with Brit Brit Spears.
Brit Brit Drops $3K on Undies
Britney Spears just spent $3,000 on thongs and other lingerie items at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood.
According to TMZ, she bought a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things.
She told workers that she could "live there."
Thongs?! A thong is not going to cover her nastiness. She needs straight-up control top and she could get that at Wal-Mart for like $3. I love Britney and only want the best for her. She needs to suck the gut in and cover the lady-goods.
Afternoon Crumbs

Jordan's charity single is out - Hollywood Tuna
Chris Slater's divorce is final - Celebamour
Nick Lachey buys a baseball with Chestica's money probs - People
I seriously can't keep up with these Paris/Lohan fights - Hollywood Rag
More pics of Britney showing it for you - IDLYITW
Trina tries to act - Concrete Loop
Daniel Craig really wants a gay Bond scene - A Socialite's Life
George Clooney makes fun of his boyfriend - Just Jared
ScarJo loves to smoke - Egotastic!
Paris is falling in love with Britney - Popsugar
What is Eva Doing?

Eva LongWHORIA is seen here on the set of Desperate Suckwives. I'm not sure what's doing, but I'll take a few guesses.
a) Bagina fart
b) Poop shoot fart
c) Trying to figure out what 1 + 1 is
d) Asking herself how on Earth she is playing a supermodel on TV
e) Thinking about Brit Brit's cooze
Gwen Stefani Steals Brit Brit's Outfit
Gwen Stefani promoted her new wig on Canada's MuchMusic yesterday. Actually, she was promoting her new album "The Sweet Escape" which you can stream on AOL. At first glance, I hated Gwen's look but after some consideration and a full viewing of Scarface...I like it. At least she's keeping her privates, private.
Did KFed Cheat on Britney with Her?
Jeannette Walls is reporting that KFed had an affair with former porn-star, Kendra Jade, a full month before his marriage to Britney Spears ended. The two met in Las Vegas last year when Britney was visiting her family in Kentwood. They kept in touch and didn't start their affair until last month.
A source said, “Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October. Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
When asked to comment Kendra said, “I’m in a committed relationship.”
A source close to Kendra claims they aren't having a relationship, just friends with benefits. Not shocking. Let's find a porn star who hasn't gotten it on with KFed at one point. Maybe, Ron Jeremy? No, he's totally hit that.









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