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Gwen Stefani is channeling one of the classic cokehead characters of all-time, Elvira Hancock from Scarface, for her new album cover. I like the album cover, but can't stand her new single. Visit Idolator to hear this trash. Stupid bitch yodles. Maria Von Trapp she ain't!

Travis Barker insists that he's not dating Parasite Hilton. So, how does he explain their constant exchanging of fluids? Well, he explains to us that's how the two greet each other.

He said, "Paris and I have tongue kissed before.

"It's not unusual for me to say hello to Paris and kiss her, but it's not like we are a couple or anything. When we see each other, we say hello. That's it."

I'm sure they do a lot more than tongue kiss when greeting eachother. She probably automatically gets on her knees and tosses his salad. How do they say goodbye to one another? A load to the face.

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Age: 57
Birthday: September 17, 1949
Birth Name: Cassandra Peterson

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: October 31, 2006
Claim to Fame: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

Where is she now? She's Elvira now and forever!
Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? She's a strong supporter of gay rights and that shit is hot. Seriously, Halloween would not be the same without her ass.

It's a slow news day so I thought I'd cover this ho. I've seen her pictures here and have always wondered who this woman is? Apparently, Christine Peters is a movie producer. She's also married to a mega movie producer or something. I tried to find pictures of her when she looked normal, but no dice. Seriously, this is what happens to women when they move to Los Angeles. They get smog in the brains and makes themselves believes that this is hot. Poor bitch. She's just entered Wildenstein territory.

In an interview with Time Magazine, Madge sounds like she's talking trash on Angelina Jolie. Since Madge has adopted a baby from Africa, the media has compared her to Angie. She insists the two are nothing alike and her decision to adopt an African orphan had nothing to do with the big-lipped one.

She said, "Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that's not getting to the root of the problem – and by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine. I'm not interested in going in there like a dilettante and being an idiot and going 'Ok, I'm going to build 10 orphanages and I'll see you guys later!'"

Hmmm....sounds like Angie to me. She just loves to dig her own grave. She wonders why the media and people give her such a hard time? It's because she can't just shut her hag face up. She's a Saint and has a huge heart and a beautiful soul, we got it already.

Here's pictures of Angie with India's junior foreign minister talking about who's going home on the Amazing Race tonight and how they feel about Reese and Ryan's break-up.

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Posh Beckham has revealed that her young son, Romeo, suffers from epilepsy and will go into seizures by the flashes from photographers. Just last week, Romeo was forced to cover his eyes while going through the airport so a seizure would not be triggered. She told photographers, "Leave him alone. He's got epilepsy. All that flashing will start an epileptic fit. You can't do that."

He is currently seeking treatment. I originally thought ho was lying to keep the paps off of her, but flashes from cameras can easily trigger seizures. Poor Romeo, perhaps Posh should lend him some of her gigantic sunglasses.

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