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Is it at all possible that Jodie Marsh has a stylist? If it is possible then is it possible that her stylist is a gay tiger with the shakes? I mean...who on Earth would put on this hideous mixture? Leave it to this piece of trash to figure something out of an old pair of overalls and disgarded lingerie from the discount bin at Frederick's. Anyway, she put this mess together at the DVD launch for Grease. I think she's supposed to be like a sexy mechanic from the Amazon. Homegirl needs to be put away.

She attended the party with some fag named Ricky Parfitt Jr. I mean even if he isn't gay, his name is. Jodie has terrible wonky eye, but that's from a load in the eye earlier in the evening.

Madge is sporting a bruised face after she was shoved by a paparazzi at London's Heathrow airport. She was carrying her new son, David, when the photographer ran into her. A source said, "She had the baby in her arms when it happened. When she landed in London, there was a lot of pushing and shoving. She was jostled around. She got hit in the paparazzi's commotion."

Please, it was probably just a little shove. The elderly bruise easily.

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Don't worry, Sharon Stone and Kimora Simmons are not new BFFs, they are both helping to fight AIDS by partying the night away with Duran Duran. The amfAR Benefit and auction with Duran Duran was held last night in NYC at Cipriani. Sharon Stone hosted the event. Kimora was there to be annoying.

Riddle me this, is that real fur Sharon is wearing? She's not with AIDS, but is ok with animals dying? Anyway, she should save an animal and wear Kimora's wig. I'm going to assume it's fake.

The one thing that isn't fake is Kimora's dick!

Nicole Richie is seen here taking her cat to the vet after it fell out of a building or something. Yeah, that's the story she told the doctors. I'm sure the cat's bones broke, because it hasn't been eating.

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Something about some political person who is leaving or something..ugh brain overload - Mollygood

Elle Macpherson's nipples don't age - Hollywood Tuna

Lohan hides herself with Moss - IDLYITW

Adam Brody sucks on juice - Just Jared

Hawaii has a fashion week? - Popsugar

Er...what does "blind drive" mean? - Cityrag

Sienna Miller topless and cue vomit attacks - Egotastic!

Indian orphans blame Madonna - Hollywood Rag

David Bowie is a label whore - A Socialite's Life

Rest assured, Brangelina won't die this week - Celebrity Nation

ComingSoon has the first pics from the sequel to Hostel. The film stars Bijou Phillips, Lauren German and Heather Mattarazzo as Americans studying art in Italy. They meet up with a mysterious and gorgeous European model who promises to take them to an exotic destination. Little do they know they are going to be tortured and have their muscles cut-off and crap like in the first one.

Sequels always suck. Eli Roth (the director) is hot though.

Jordan and her husband, Peter Andre, recently spent a holiday in Cyprus. She hoped that they would spend their holiday boinking, but unfortunately that was not the case. They were constantly interrupted by their two sons, Harvey and Junior.

She said, "The heat on holiday makes you more horny but when you've got kids it's always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you've just started. So we have to plan sex carefully."

She also finds Peter's sex past a total turn off.

"It makes me sick. All the women he's been with are dirty rats. I haven't seen one stunning woman he's been with yet that I've been threatened by."

Including yourself darling? This ho isn't one to talk. She's such a damn skank that she didn't know who Harvey's father was! Homegirl is such a ho that she even jacks off with mobile phones!

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Sick! I don't even want to think about what's living under those finger nails. Honestly, his fingernails alone need to be quarantined and tented. Anyway, Petey Bird was fined $1400 today for assaulting a BBC journalist earlier this year.

Doherty admitted that he kicked BBC reporter Trudi Barber and knocked a microphone out of her hand before he sprinted away from reporters, jumped into his Jaguar and sped away. The singer had pleaded innocent to assault, but changed his plea after watching television footage of the incident, his lawyer, Sean Curran, said. Justice Helen Skinner also ordered Doherty to pay $475 in compensation and $380 in court costs.

And he's free to roam the streets again! London rules. Kick a bitch and you get a slap on the wrist. I really hope Paris Hilton and I run into each other in London one day!

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Jerry Springer: The Opera will make its US debut in Chicago next year - Playbill

Christopher Walken to play Ozzy Osbourne? Well, he's got the beat part down. - Gabsmash

Borat's gay son revealed - Radar

My favorite reality TV couple of all-time gets a house and a car from Rosie O - Canada.com

Britney Spears calculated divorce plans - SOW

Lindsay Lohan was in some kind of car crash last night Los Angeles. The incident involved a paparazzi trying to get pictures of her. The photographer chased Lindsay when she left Hyde nightclub at 2am.

A source said, "She was apparently able to drive a short distance from the crash, but she later pulled over and called a friend to pick her up."

This is like the eleventieth time this ho has been involved in a car wreck. I'm not saying it's her fault, but Hyde isn't exactly private. It's crawling with photographers. Maybe she should try boozing and snorting coke in the privacy of her own home. Better yet, hire a driver.

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