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Here's a funny video of the people that brought you the crazy Beyonce video. It's three segments of Madge's career: Burning Up, Justify My Love and Hung Up. Bravo again to Greg Scarnici for doing another hot job. My favorite is the first part, because whenever I watch that video I envision Madonna getting ran over by the car.

Hannibal Rising is the prequel to all those Silence of the Lambs movies. These people just can't stop. It tells the story of a young Hannibal Lecter and how he first gets into killing hos and eating their brains. Gaspard Ulliel plays the title role and Chinese hotness, Gong Li, plays his mentor. It's due to be released in February and will come out on DVD probably like 2 days later.

This is the story of the monster Hannibal Lecter's formative years. These experiences as a child and young adult led to his remarkable contribution to the fields of medicine, music, painting and forensics. We begin in World War II at the medieval castle in Lithuania built by Dr. Lecter's forebear, Hannibal the Grim. The child Hannibal survives the horrors of the Eastern Front and escapes the grim Soviet aftermath to find refuge in France with the widow of his uncle, mysterious and beautiful Japanese descended from Lady Murasaki Shikibu, author of the Tale of Genji. Her kind and wise attentions help him understand his unbearable recollections of the war. Remembering, he finds the means to visit the outlaw predators that changed him forever as they battened on helpless during the collapse of the Eastern Front. Hannibal helps these war criminals toward self-knowledge even as we see his own nature become clear to him.

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Courtney Love's cover of Pop Magazine was leaked late last month. The cover basically blinds out the ugly bits, which is good. Well, this isn't the case for the inside "spread." Courtney love bares all in the magazine.

Access Hollywood reports:

Images in the piece seen by Access Hollywood show the former Hole frontwoman standing strongly, legs apart and her breasts fully exposed, while strappy, designer panties cover her bottom half. Others show the blonde fully naked with her knees curled up. According to sources close to the singer, Love was not planning to disrobe for the shoot, but chose to after becoming "comfortable" with the photographer.

Will we get to see Courtney's "Hole?" Eeeek. I hope not.

Bob Dylan and Twyla Tharp's The Times They are a Changin will close on Broadway after only 28 regular performances. This is a flop kids. The strange musical told the story of a drunken circus ringleader, his woman and a runaway kid. They use the music of Dylan to tell this vapid tale. I went to see it a couple of weeks ago and I can tell you that it's high art. I don't know where they got the circus idea, but they were def on acid when they came up with it. The dancers played clowns and animals. I really thought my brains were freaking out. This will seriously go down as one of the strangest Broadway musicals I've ever seen.

Are Superhead and Bobby Brown going to BET? - Crunk + Disorderly

The Will Ferrell of the night - Mollygood

Jessica Simpson gets a hustler - Hollywood Rag

No Dawson's Creek reunion at TomKat's wedding - Celebrity Nation

Jude Law runs for his life - Just Jared

Britney cries in a really trampy red dress - IDLYITW

Somebody shove sugar cubes in My Little Pony Parker's mouth - Popsugar

Keith Urban talks about addiction - A Socialite's Life

Hollywood Squares - Cityrag

Mya's new hair is sick - Concrete Loop

Mischa Barton doesn't have nipples - Egotastic!

You know you're trash when Lindsay Lohan turns you down - Hollywood Tuna

Celebrities.com has this video of Lindsay Lohan calling Paris Hilton the c-word. She then takes it back when she realizes what she said. It's the coke talking. Pussy.

Damn! Damn! Damn! Brian Austin Green aka David Silver aka Horse Hung is off the market. Well, legally anyway. He is in the process of getting married to Megan Fox. The two have been together for two years. Brian, 33, and Megan, 20, have not set a date and may possibly elope.

David has a kid with Vanessa Marcil aka Brenda from General Hospital.

I only care, because Brian is said to be packing large. Otherwise, he's a douche. Megan Fox is kind of hot though. I will cut her though. Nothing comes between me and ten inches. Well, maybe a cheese pretzel.

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Ed Bradley has passed away from Leukemia. The "60 Minutes" newsman was 65.

Britney Spears not only rocked that fool's hat again in NYC this morning, but she also worked her wedding ring. Maybe she can't get it off her fat fingers or maybe her and KFed are working things out. Who knows? Has she worn that same black dress three nights in a row? Ugh, it must smell like chicken fingers and Victoria's Secret body wash.

Rod Stewart has joined Joe Simpson in saying creepy things about their daughters. Rod thinks that Kimbo Stewart looks good now that she's had a boob job.

He said, "One of my daughters was a bit flat-chested so she had implants. She's got a lovely pair now. Nothing wrong with it, I reckon, if it does wonders for a girl's confidence."

' Um...gross. Yeah, too bad her face still looks like a Ouiji board. Ok, that didn't make sense but pretend it did. I'm lazy.

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