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I did manage to find an unphotoshopped version of Pamela and posted it above! Also, visit Hustler to see the hotness that is Courtney Cummz. LOL!

A Los Angeles judge has terminated Courtney Love's probation and dismissed three misdemeanor cases, including two drug related charges against her. Courtney got on her knees and sucked his dick...just kidding...she sobbed and cried and thanked him.

The judge said Courtney has done very well after completing a rehab treament and such. Court said, "Thank you for not taking me into custody. Thank you for giving me an opportunity. You've been a good, fair judge. Sorry for crying."

That was nice of him. I'm glad she's finally getting her act together for the sake of her daughter. She just has to go on TrimSpa baby and it will be all good. Oh and she totally sucked that judge's dick!

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Tom from MySpace snowballed his competition and won November's Hottest Slut of the Month! Thanks to all who voted! Next month will be the coveted Hot Slut of the Year race! I love this too much.

November - Tom from MySpace
October - Helen Mirren
September - Anna Nicole Smith
August - Pluto
July - CoCo
June - Parker Posey
May - Harvey Price Andre
April - Lamb Chop
March - William Shatner
February - Henry Rollins
January - Richard Simmons

I posted pics about a hour ago of Britney Spears kissing with some mysterious dude. Well, apparently that dude is music producer Jonathan Rotem. He's currently working with Britney on her next album. His production company is called "Beluga Heights" and he's worked with Rihanna and 50 Cent.

I smell another KFed. No really I smell a KFed, cause I just cut one. Seriously, he has glue face though, like he's been sniffing a lot of Elmers. At least he has a job and yes he looks slow to us, but he's probably really "smart and all" to Brit.

Check out his MySpace and his sexy, sexy pics! Try not to wet yourself.

Look who bought this at the Tori Spelling garage sale - Cityrag

Rachel Bilson thinks confidence makes her sexy - Hollywood Tuna

Posh & Katie don't want anyone looking at them - A Socialite's Life

Orlando Bloom's new chick is camera shy - Popsugar

Ashton Kutcher is jealous of male models - Hollywood Rag

Lindsay Lohan trades her vodka for water - Egotastic!

Salma Hayek's boobs wins awards - IDLYITW

Nicole Richie has lost weight and changed races since the last time she got arrested - Mollygood

Jennifer Aniston is a piece of dirt - Just Jared

Please vote for Dlisted for Best Gossip Blog of 2006. I'm in second to last place right now and need to be in at least fourth to last place to live with myself. Ok not really. Click here to vote y'all!

Britney Spears wore some kind of burgandy tube dress to lunch with a mystery date. The pair shared a ciggie and a kiss. Not that exciting, I know. It could be something else. Like he could be sucking the snot out of her nose. I hear KFed did that all the time.

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Matthew McConagay pretty much dressed in character for his "We Are Marshalls" press junket this weekend. I hope this is a joke, but this is a good way to dispel gay rumors. No self-respecting fag would dress like this. Well, I might but just for sex fantasies. Oh yeah and I'm not a self-respecting fag.

That being said, I'd still let him tap it from the back.

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The cops said it wouldn't be released, but they lied! Here's Nicole Richie's mugshot taken this morning after she was busted for driving under the influence of Vicodin and weed. I was hoping for some bloodshot eyes and tattered hair...oh well!

She looks 10-years-old!

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Kate Hudson said she wasn't cutting Ryder's hair, because of some Jewish thing or whatever. Tradition, if you will. Anyway, she gave Ryder a little trim and debuted his new look at the airport. Much better I say.

Riddle me this, is it weird for a 3-year-old to still be on a pacifier? I'm the wrong person to ask, because I'm still on a pacifier. Except they've taken different shapes and sizes and colors...well you get it.

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JLo has denied that she's receiving IVF treatments in order to get knocked up, but she may be looking to start a family another way. Sources close to JLo and her husband, Skeletor, claim that she's in the process of adopting a child from Puerto Rico.

The couple are looking to Puerto Rico, because both of their parents are from there. A source said, "Jen and Marc are dying to have kids but it just doesn't seem to be working for them. Jen realizes she's not getting any younger, so they've jointly decided that adoption may be the answer to their prayers."

They are having difficulty? Well, the difficulty is that skeletons don't have sperm and frigid bitches can't have kids! I think that if they are going to adopt a baby, they should at least have Marc wear a mask fulltime. What poor infant wants to look death in the eye at such a young age?

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