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Mel Gibson Thinks His DUI Was a Gift!

During an interview for Apococrapto, Mel Gibson spoke yet again on his infamous Jewish hating rant and his abusive behavior when he was arrested for driving full of booze.
This is Mel: "I got a skinful and mouthed off which is not coming from a good place, but I'm moving on from that."
This is Me: "A skinful? So you had to suck off a cop? Was he Jewish?"
This is Mel: “Everybody goofs, everybody screws up and I tell ya, if you ask everybody in the world to raise their hand if they never said something vicious, something that they regretted or something stupid, there wouldn't be many people that wouldn't be able to raise their hands."
This is Me: "Say what?! Call me sugartits it turns me on!"
This is Mel: "I see this experience as a gift to me, because it's made me really sort of scratch my head and focus on a couple of things that I needed to."
This is Me: "Like drinking more? Bottles up!"
Click here to read the real interview
Cate Blanchett Wears Androgyny Well

Cate Blanchett is an underrated fashion icon. She takes risks and not many peole take notice. Last night at the Notes on a Scandal premiere in NYC she looked absolutely sick in some kind of tight, grey suit and Annie-Lennox type hair. It's working for me all the way and if you ask me Kate Moss and Sienna Miller have nothing on this ho.
How is Bridget Moynahan Doing?

Friends of Bridget Moynahan are apparently concerned, because she's not handling her break-up with Tom Brady very well. She apparently tried to get back together with his ass, but he denied her entry. People are worried, because they claim she looks Nicole Richie thin and haggard.
These pics are from a Baume & Mercier event last night and she doesn't look Nicole Richie thin. I mean her hair looks a little dry, but does your hair get dry when you have a broken heart. Homegirl is still the hotness and I'm sure will rebound with a fellow Clister like David Schwimmer or something.
Star Jones Admits to Being a C-U-Next-Tuesday

Star Jones earned quite a reputation on The View as a stupid ass ho who would make outrageous demands. She's owning up to her behavior sort of, but most likely isn't learning from it. She told Extra, "I've earned that diva image. It's not something that I can hide from. I admit sometimes I have enjoyed the celebrity more than I should have. It was well-earned, but it's softened now."
Well earned?! She is only softening it now, cause she can't afford it. Before she could bully people into giving her what she wanted or she'd smear their name on her TV show, but now ho has nothing. What is she going to threaten? That if they don't give up she's going to tell her flaming ass husband. Please.
Afternoon Crumbs

A plethora of hot Brad Pitt pics for you to wank off to - Just Jared
Blohan really has no business driving - TMZ
Miss USA's coke problem may be more serious than we think - IDLYITW
Brooke Hogan's trashy Xmas - Drunken Stepfather
Another look at Selma Blair's interesting hair choice - ICYDK
Lucy Pinder is extremely generous - Hollywood Tuna
Colin Farrell's new lady? - A Socialite's Life
Sienna Miller has a brilliant diet tip for young girls - Egotastic!
Britney Spears is still stripping and cue vomit - Popsugar
Jessica Simpson has a lot of plastic surgery plans - Hollywood Rag
Britney Decorates Her Christmas Tree with Bottles of Rat Piss
Access Hollywood got a SUPER ULTRA EXCLUSIVE SUPER EXCLUSIVE peek into Britney Spears' home last night. Brit basically showed us her Christmas tree and hawked her dumb ass fragrances. She said that her favorite gift to give this year is her trash scents and even called them sexy. She didn't mention it, but when she runs out of booze she probably drinks it.
Salt Water Taffy Face

Okay, take a hold of one side of Julia Stiles face and I'll take the other side and then we'll both start walking far away and see how far it stretches. I'm sure we can go for miles and then we'll let go and hopefully she'll explode into a million delicious salt water taffy pieces!
Julia Stiles is seen here last night at the Children of Men screening in NYC. Is she in that movie? Ugh, I hope not...because everytime I see her on screen I just want to take her nose pull it so all the snot in her face falls out. You know she has a lot of it. She has Kiki Dunst syndrome, bland and annoying.
Nicole Richie Backs Out of Vegas and Walks Barefoot

Nicole Richie was photographed leaving her boyfriend, Joel Madden's house in Glendale totally barefoot. Too bad she didn't step on a used needle, dumb ass. Poor flowers to deal with the stench from her feetsies, cause you know that caca smells.
In other news, Nicole Richie has backed out from hosting a New Year's eve party in Las Vegas following her DUI arrest. She will be replaced by Dave Navarro. Pure nightclub said, "We love Nicole and we wish her the best. We hope to bring her back in the future."

How Did Katie Holmes Spend Her Birthday?

Katie Holmes celebrated her 28th Birthday with her stepkids, Connor and Isabella. The three along with handlers spent the day giving a perfect Christmas to a needy familiy in East Los Angeles. The visit was organized by her publicist, I mean by a local nonprofit charity. Katie gave the kids a tree and pressies and stuff.
I didn't know Scientologists celebrated Christmas? You know this family was like really creeped out by her ass. She probably tried to get them to join her cult and asked them for like membership fees. This is such a perfect photo opportunity for Mrs. Crazy. She probably didn't even know their names and called them "Hey Mexican family, here's your pressies now let's take some photos so I can go back and looks for shoes at Barney's!"
The "Who Cares?" News

I was on the cover of Time Magazine and so was this guy - Gawker
Did Britney Spears start dating JR Rotem before she split with KFed? - INO
Tony Danza in The Producers is pretty painful - SOW
Jim and Jenny go ice skating - Mollygood
Larry King is a modern day grinch - Cityrag


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