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Samantha Cole is well known for being a damn whore. She had an affair 10 years ago with Christie Brinkley's ex-husband, Peter Cook. She is 29 (in dog years) now and sort of a singer and dj. Well, witnesses say that homegirl basically was all over Jamie Foxx at Marquee in NYC the other night and allowed him to pour vodka down her throat. I'm not hating on her. You know she wanted him to pour something else down there instead. Jamie was all into it and who knows where they went next. I think she's my new favorite.

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Happy 25th Birthday and KEEP YOUR COOCHIE COVERED TONIGHT!

Britney and Parasite Hilton will no doubt be out and about tonight to celebrate 25 years of tired vagina. No word yet on where they will land or with whom. You can bet that Nachos and Fat Elvis will be around. It has been rumored that Britney and her boyfriend Paris will stage a mock wedding at her birthday party.

A source said, "They have been inseparable since Brit's split. So their chums have started calling Paris her new husband. Paris has even been playing daddy with Britney's kids. The birthday bash is a celebration of their new friendship and Brit's impending divorce. They share everything."

Well, Paris most likely has a bigger dick than her last husband and her jizz is probably chunkier.

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Here's Brandon Routh in one of the extras from the "Superman Returns" DVD. It's Brandon in some kind of tight suit showing that Superman does not have a super peen. Maybe he's a grower!

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Gwen Stefani arrived in Toronto this past week to start promoting her new album "The Sweet Escape." Upon landing from London she was told that the jet she was just on with her baby contained radiation. The same kind of radiation that recently killed a Russian spy. How James Bondesque! It didn't seem to bother her.

She told reporters, "We might have radiation too. No, I'm just kidding. I hope not.''

She better hop on down to her local Wal-Mart and get a new $3 wig just in case her old one was affected! Still hot though.

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Fishsticks Paltrow is still blabbing those fish lips of hers and I seem to be the only one listening. I just love to see the kind of caca that spews out of her trout hole. This time Fishsticks is still going on and on about Britian is sooo much better than America, AGAIN. How is it better this time? Dinner talk. Yeah, dumbskankhoslut claims that British dinner talk is much more civilized. She told a Portuguese newspaper in an interview out today all about it.

This is Her: "I love the English lifestyle, it's not as capitalistic as America. People don't talk about work and money, they talk about interesting things at dinner."

This is Me: "Huh...ewww...hand me that fork I want to stab your tongue out."

This is Her: "I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

This is Me: "Say it don't spray it!"

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on Michael Richards' use of the "n" word:

"You know, I have to say, in the privacy of my own home, with my closest friends, who shall remain nameless, you know, we have - we have used that [word] when we're talking about other people. So I go back and forth between a term of endearment, sometimes, the way it's used, and just a very hateful, bad thing."

Editor's Note: She's totally talking about Oprah. What other friends does she have?

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Jennifer Garner feels the need to explain her "extra weight" due to critics saying she's a fat ass and might be pregnant. After Jen appeared at the GQ Men of the Year Awards several hos were talking about how she must be pregnant, cause she looks thick. Jen is most likely a size 8, but claims that she's in the worst shape of her life.

She said, "No, everyone calm down. Nobody's pregnant. I am as physically unfit as I've probably been in my whole life. It's such a horror in front of the mirror with no clothes on."

I just feel it's kind of sad that she thinks she's a fat hog! Wouldn't most chicks kill for her current body? Don't get me wrong I'd be the first skank to call a ho out on being fat, but she just isn't. Jen, you don't need to explain yourself. Have a donut and buy yourself some diamonds.

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Page Six is reporting that Nicole Kidman is not pregnant by husband, Keith Urban. Keith is currently seeking treatment in Palm Springs, CA for substance abuse. Nicole is apparently trying to get pregnant by Keith. She has started to wear bangs to hide her forehead. What does this have to do with pregnancy? Well, she's put herself on a botox ban.

A source said, "If Nicole is pregnant or trying to get pregnant, she will have to stop all Botox treatments like Courtney Cox Arquette did when she was pregnant. It would show most on her forehead."

Weird!!! She doesn't need botox anyway. It makes your ass looks worse. Here she is in one of her signature wigs at an Omega event in Geneva on 11/30.

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Here's a sneak peek of Angelina Jolie's January 2007 cover shoot for American Vogue. Yeah, pretty normal stuff. The shots were taken by Annie Leibovitz at an old airfield in California and in the dunes of Death Valley. Hot as usual, but give us something new. Where's Shiloh?

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