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TMZ is reporting that Lane Garrison had a few shots of Grey Goose vodka at the party he attended with a 17-year-old and two 15-year-olds. The 17-year-old boy was killed when Lane ran his Land Rover into a tree. Garrison's attorney previously said that he only had one drink prior to the crash.

The party was being throw by one of the 17-year-old's friends. Five people at the party say that Lane met the kids at a gas station and they brought him to the party. Lane brought the bottle of Vodka with him and passed it around. They say photos of him drinking were taken. Lane then went to get more booze and brought the three kids with him.

Charges have not yet been filed. The blood alcohol test results are still two weeks away.

Looks like the "Prison Break" star will soon find out what a real prison looks like. Oh well, he's gonna make a hot prison wife to some big, fat, hairy daddy.

Is oxycotin Lindsay Lohan's drug of choice? - A Socialite's Life

Sienna Miller is a true grouch - Popsugar

Gisele loves the cheeseburgers - Hollywood Rag

Brad Pitt goes bald - Just Jared

Fergie's painful performance - IDLYITW

Celebrity stoners - Cityrag

Daniel Craig is the perfect Bond babe - Pretty on the Outside

Cameron Diaz's near breast spill - Hollywood Tuna

JLove's got a juicy ass - Egotastic!

Is it just me or does Chad Michael Murray have a little bit of meth face? He used to be sort of hot and now he looks like a Hollywood Blvd. junkie. Anyway, here's Chad and his child bride, Kenzie Dalton at The Home of the Brave premiere last night. She's cute for being like 10. Seriously, she's like 10.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will hold another wedding party this Saturday at the home of Paula Wagner, Tom's producing partner. The party is being held for crazies that couldn't attend their wedding in Italy.

Please, this is just another opportunity for Tom to show off how straight and in love he is. Tom wants to hold the party before he begins filming with Meryl Streep. Expects eleventy rolls of film like the last wreck produced. I hope Tom at least gets a decent blow-out this time.

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Dancing with the Stars runner-ups, Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff have denied a love affair between them. But on a recent vacation last month to Punta Mita the pair showed they are much more than friends.

A witness said, "She wrapped her legs around him, and they kissed for what seemed like ever. She was giggling and a little bit shy as he kissed her butt. Mario didn’t care and kept kissing her.”

I didn't think Mario was the tossing the salad type. He's probably sucking in her farts to be closer to her. Sorry, I'm really foul. I actually like these two together. They will have beautiful children or something.

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Lily Allen confesses to pushing drugs at the age of 15 - SOW

Kathy Griffin needs a new angle - Mollygood

Becky #2 from Roseanne got engaged - INO

Pamela Anderson admits that marrying Kid Rock was a huge mistake - The Sun

Rosie O'Donnell may join Nip/Tuck full-time - ONTD

This is the best idea! When they announced "Flavor of Love 2" I said that they should instead cast some aging rocker to star in the show. There's nothing I love more than old, skanky rocker chicks. Well, looks like this is coming true. Bret Michaels is rumored to star in "Rock of Love" for Vh1. Idolator posted this casting notice:

VH1 and the producers of THE SURREAL LIFE and MY FAIR BRADY bring you the hottest relationship show ever... ''ROCK OF LOVE''.

CASTING: Twenty bachelorettes to live in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills and compete for the love of one of the 90's HOTTEST ROCKERS. We are unable to announce who this single rocker is at this time, but...He is the real deal. A famous, sexy, bad boy rocker. He was the lead singer of a famous 90's rock band and he still tours today!

Apparently, Bret Michaels is the name that is coming up the most. I mean this could be the best show ever. They really need to just go to a Harley Davidson convention to pick up their "ladies." Thinks of the outfits! Leather thongs and studded bras. Awesome!