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Jordan and Peter Andre are seen here performing a song from their album "A Whole New World." They covered Janet Jackson & Luther Vandross' "Best Things in Life Are Free." Jordan is such a dumb piece of trash that she can barely lip-sync and walk at the same time. They sound good, because millions of effects have been put on their voices to make them sound human. Peter Andre looks like he should be wearing the dress and heels.

Luther is rolling in his grave. Oh and the best things in life AREN'T free, because the best thing about Jordan is her tits and we know those things weren't free.

Ok, not really. But apparently Tina Simpson scolded her daughter in front of President Bush and Dolly Parton for her little performance flub that everyone has seen a zillion times.

TMZ reports:

Tina Simpson was furious with Jess after she flubbed lyrics, stood statue-still on stage while trying to hold her dress up, and then awkwardly hurried off with a few mumbled words to Parton. Tina told her daughter that the performance was "embarrassing" and "unprofessional," and mom was further incensed because Jessica had missed a dress rehearsal and hadn't adequately learned lyrics to the song -- which necessitated cue cards at the front of the stage. Jessica can be clearly seen reading from the cards during her performance.

Papa Joe apparently didn't think it was bad and thought it was cute and should stay in the show, but producers didn't like that idea and reshot it. Papa Joe probably liked seeing his daughter clutch her stomach like that. I like Tina, she's a hard ass. You know President Bush was too busy looking at Chestica's chest to figure out what was going on.

Dolly has forgiven Jessica and said that if she was in the same position she "would probably be so nervous and forget to wear her wig!" Dolly's the hotness.

Kyle MacLachlan & Val Kilmer at the 15th Anniversary of The Doors movie

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Bai Ling will appear on 3 episodes of "Lost" next year as Jack's (Matthew Fox) lover. I'm so proud. She actually got herself a respectful job!

She said, “When we were shooting the scene we didn’t know each other, but he is very handsome and very kind. You are kind of nervous when you are doing those love scenes and you don’t know each other … sometimes I’m on top of him, sometimes he’s on top of me … It was fun, really spontaneous and real. We have this natural chemistry, we don’t have to talk to figure out what we’re going to do.”

In Bai Ling talk that means she raped him.

Just for shits (no honestly, you will go caca in your pants) and giggles here's one of Bai Ling's unforgettable performances on the reality show "But Can They Sing?" I'm still waiting for her album.

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Three dumb old-whores showed up to the Kennedy Center Honors this past weekend in the same dress that Laura Bush wore. These women dropped $8500 clams for the Oscar De La Renta fug gown. Laura noticed this little mishap and changed her dress halfway through the event.

Umm....that dress look like it was bought at Dress Barn. It's one thing to get caught in the same dress as 3 other skanks, but it's another thing to get caught in that FUG dress.

Let's hope Laura got it for free, because I will not be happy if my hard-earned cash went to pay for that frock!

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Yesterday, I posted a quote in which Jennifer Hudson basically said being gay is a sin. She has shot back and swears she's not a gay hater. She has a lot of gay friends and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it.

She said, "In a recent interview, I was asked how I reconciled being a Christian with performing at events for my gay fans. I find it upsetting that some folks equate being a Christian with being intolerant of gay people. That may, unfortunately, be true for some, but it is not true for me. I have talked often of my love and support of the gay community. I have said again and again that it was the gay community that supported me long before and long after American Idol, and kept me working and motivated. It is the gay community that celebrated my voice and my size and my personality long before Dreamgirls. Yes, I was raised Baptist. Yes, I was taught that the Bible has certain views on homosexuality. The Bible also teaches us not to judge. It teaches us to love one another as God loves us all. I love my sister, my two best friends and my director dearly. They happen to be gay. So what? While some search for controversy, I hope that my friends and fans who know me, know where I stand."

Smart move on her part since 99% of her fans are probably gays. I mean...Dreamgirls? Dreamgays more like it.

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Well, look on the bright side. He could look like Jacko. I mean which is better? This ho needs to stay out of the sun and moisturize his situation. I won't even comment on that Bobbie Brown circa the late 80s do.

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I have high hopes for this new reality show premiering tonight on the Fox Reality channel at 8pm. The UK based show follows 4 American porn stars as they travel to London, take acting lessons and perform scenes from classic plays with West End actors. Kirsten Price, Nautica Thorn, Sasha Knox and Chanel St. James are the stars.

Here's a little clip featuring Sasha as she performs a scene from Romeo & Juliet while giving a lapdance. This better be hot since I Love New York looks like one to skip.

Eddie Murphy recently told a Dutch reporter that he's not with Mel B aka Scary Spice anymore and that he isn't sure who her baby daddy is. He's already moved on and is dating Babyface's ex-wife, Tracey Edmonds. Mel B released this statement today:

"I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father."

I just have one word - MAURY!

Mel claims she found out that Eddie dumped her when she received calls from friends saying that he had told a reporter they weren't together. COLD! What do you expect from Eddie?! He just wants to party all the time!

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Lane Garrison gets on his knees and prays - TMZ

The Scientologists want Jlo - IDLYITW

Ahahah! some circus ahole gets his thumb bitten off by a crock - SAYOR

It's Shania Twain and I'm not sure why - Hollywood Tuna

Mischa Barton's new weave kicks off her Keds campaign - Popsugar

Men would rather hit on Jessica Simpson's mother than her - Hollywood Rag

Seriously is Jennifer Connelly pregnant? - Just Jared

Britney's crotch gets dangerously close to showing itself again - Cityrag

Bette Midler sounds off on Britney and I'm not sure anyone cares - A Socialite's Life

Jessica Biel's new body - Egotastic!

Aniston's rep bitchslaps a certain blogger, if you ignore it..it will go away - Celebrity Nation

Justin Timberlake will never want Brit Brit back again - Popbytes

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