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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

What's Going On Here?

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Fantasia opened for Jamie Foxx last night at NYC's Madison Square Garden and by "opened" I mean brought a whole bunch of crazy. Fantasia can sing, but damn she looks like she broke out of her straitjacket and escaped from the mental hospital.

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Source: Bossip

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

The Estelle Getty Workout Video?!?


Golden Girls stars, Estelle Getty, had herself a fitness video for senior citzens back in 1993. Here's a mash-up of her video with Beyonce's Check on It. Amazing.

VIA Fasthugs
Thanks Rob

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Anna Nicole IMS!

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TMZ has obtained an AOL instant message conversation between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. TMZ claims it is 100% real and exact. Today was the deadline for the DNA test to determine the paternity of Danielynn Hope. Here's the conversation, the screen names have been changed.

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all

Anna Nicole in your dreams

I'm confused. She wants him to fornicate with her mother? Is that so that maybe her mom will get pregnant, give Larry a baby and he will get off her back? That makes sense. I'm actually surprised she knows how to use a computer. I bet you Sugarpie logged into her screen name.

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Did Aniston Get a Nose Job?

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Life & Style is reporting that on Saturday, Januardy 23rd, Jennifer Aniston arrived at the office of plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia. She didn't leave until four hours later with her bodyguard in tow. The magazine reported that she had a consultation with the surgeon months ago.

Jennifer left his office hiding her face from everyone. A source says that she indeed had her nose done, “They discussed a little reshaping, done from inside the nostrils so the recovery would be quick. The doctor concluded that she needed a reworking of her previous rhinoplasty. But Jen was firm that she didn’t want anything too drastic.”

She apparently had the nose job, because she's been having breathing issues since a nose job she had back in the 90s. Jen hasn't been seen since the reported operation.

Her nose is fine. She needed to have that chin worked on. It's painful to look at!

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

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Who's that looking gorgeous in Park City? - FlynetOnline

Sundance celebrity chili - Cityrag

Has-beens find schwag heaven at Sundance - Mollygood

Surprise! A plastic surgeon guesses Britney Spears has aged about 10 years - ASL

Deja vu...Janet Jackson grabs her nude breasts again - Popbytes

Jessica Biel loves to show off her ASSets - Egotastic!

Do not tell me Kiki Dunst is "canoodling" with Fabrizio Moretti - Popsugar

Remote controlled, vibrating panties?! - IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie isn't a fan of hugs - Hollywood Rag

Posh suits up for Chanel in Paris - Just Jared

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Katie in Paris

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Katie Holmes is in paris with BFF, Posh Beckham, to attend the Haute Couture shows. I'm just going to say it quick, so it doesn't hurt as much. She looks good. There I said it. I said it and I feel ashamed.

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Are Heath and Michelle Secretly Married?

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Last November, a trusty Dlisted reader spotted Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams applying for a marriage license in Brooklyn. Their rep later denied they were planning to get married. The marriage rumors have heated up after Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring. Michelle was also spotted with a bauble on her wedding finger.

The couple live in Brooklyn and have a 1-year-old daughter together. Their rep has not yet confirmed or denied the story.

Yeah, that's basically it. Exciting, right? So what's for lunch?

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

The Christ of Scientology

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Tom Cruise has been labeled the "Chris" of Scientology by leaders of the cult religion. They believe Tom is the one to spread the word about their crazy alien worshipping. He's been a member for almost 20 years and leader David Miscavige believes Tom will be worshipped like Jesus for his teachings.

A source said, “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realize he was right.”

If Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ does that make Katie Holmes Mary Magadalene? Well, she is a whore. Let's go with this whole Tom is Jesus thing. I'll grab the nails, you grab the cross. Wait, the wooden cross isn't good enough for Tom. Someone ask Madge if we can borrow her disco ball cross. That seems just right for the Cruise.

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Thanks Rikki

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

The "Who Cares?" News

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WTF is Tara Reid doing? Who is she doing? - Hollyscoop

Beyonce wants to design cheerleader costumes - ICYDK

Tom Cruise has "The Eye" for Jessica Alba - SOW

Kristie Alley is looking to Oprah's main fat burner to help her lose more weight - Gabsmash

Peta once again tries to sabatoge JLO - INO

Sly Stallone kept his dick in his pants for Rocky Balboa. He still has a dick? - CelebSlam

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Tuesday, January 23rd 2007

Leto Loses It

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Jared Leto is at Sundance to promote his John Lennon film, Chapter 27. Witnesses in Sundance say that Jared isn't being a good boy and actually is acting like a straight-up grouch.

Page Six reports:

When a photographer from WireImage attempted to snap Leto's picture, the eyeliner- clad cad shouted, "No! No more, bro!" Leto walked out - but not before a "big guy" yanked at his long tresses. Leto "whipped off his hat with earflaps on and stepped up to the guy," said a spy. "They were yelling at each other." But no punches were thrown. And though Leto left, he came back a couple hours later to look for the guy. (Leto's rep didn't return calls.)

Soooo Emo! Methinks Jared is trying to look as unattractive as possible. I wouldn't hit that with Paris Hilton's vag lips.

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