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For the 1 person out there that isn't blind, here's Paris Hilton showing some nip-nastiness . The only thing I have to say is that I'm surprised at how clean it is. I would expect like warts, ants, caca stains and what not on that thing. It's probably a fake. The NSFW version is after the jump.

Source: Flynet

Mr. Blackwell has named his worst and best dressed celebrities of the year. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears tied for the worst.

The Worst:
10. Meryl Streep - Why?
9. Sandra Oh - Who?
8. Tori Spelling - Ok
7. Sharon Stone - Ok
6. Paula Abdul - Ok
5. Mariah Carey - Why?
4. Christina Aguilera - Why?
3. Lindsay Lohan - Why?
2. Camilla Parker-Bowles - Who?
1. Britney and Paris - Ok

The best included Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Marcia Cross, Kate Winslet, Heidi Klum and Barbra Streisand.

Um...where's Kate Moss, the Olsens, Nicole Richie, Posh Beckham, Sienna Miller, Cory Kennedy (lol)? Mr. Blackwell needs to stop. He usually gets it wrong. I agree with him about Britney, but I don't think Paris is that bad. She's just a bore. She doesn't even deserved to be mentioned.

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I need to warn you of a few things before you view this masterpiece of a YouTube. The video is loooong, almost 10 minutes. Second, it's probably more entertaining if you're high on something, whether it be crazy pills or whatever. Just get something quick.

This was made back in the 80s and I'm not sure what purpose it's trying to serve. It's of Young and the Restless star, Brenda Dickson, giving some kind of lesson in fashion, make-up and health. She "teleports" you into her life where she shares her tips on everything from what to wear to what to eat.

Seriously, I'm going to follow all of her steps. I'm going to do 30 minutes of cardio a day, because it will "be the answer to all my problems" like she said. Anyway, take a few minutes to watch this thing. You can watch Part II here.

50 Cent has sold everything from music to vitamin water to clothes to video games to books and he's now selling rubbers. Yeah, penis raincoats. He's hoping that if he puts his name on a sperm blocker that kids will use them and not get diseases or knocked up.

He said, "The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head. We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."

Part of the proceeds?! Cheap ass. How much is that mess going to ask? If it's more than half a dolla, I'm not buying it. I'll stick a rubber band and ziplock bag!

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DJ AM reportedly told friends that he wanted to date someone famous. He got used to the perks of dating Nicole Richie. He said that when he dated her his DJ rates went sky high and when they stopped, he lost business. Perhaps, he found his next PR stunt in Mandy Moore. The two looked quite cozy at the Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd. the other day. DJ AM is grinning ear to ear. This couple is not cute.

Source: Flynet

on her Mailbu beach house being burned down:

"My nature is to look at the glass half-full. I don't have a son or daughter in Iraq. I haven't lost a loved one. We will rebuild, and I truly believe we will learn something great from this experience."

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Yesterday, new pictures of Britney Spears in an elegant neon orange bikini hit and had everyone wondering who the mystery dude was. The dude has been revealed as actor/model Isaac Cohen. I couldn't find his IMDB page so who knows what his credits are. He looks much hotter in his MySpace pics than in those boat pics. Upgrade, I guess.

Britney really loves them broke and a little "slow." I mean he calls himself Eyezik on his MySpace. Come on.

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BWE is on fire today! You can basically skip the middle ho and go directly to them for the rest of the day! They posted one of the greatest All My Children scenes ever that did not involve Susan Lucci. Zoltar, Zarf(or whatever his name is) loses it in a mess of cheap, black lingerie and hidden eyebrows. This scene is riveting and deserves its own category at the Daytimes Emmys. Tranny breakdown = HIGH ART.

Thanks Caitlin

Blohan's drink of choice - BWE

Joel and Nicole take their grossness to Mexico - Mollygood

Vanessa Mannilowwhatever is all nips - Hollywood Tuna

Tara Conner gets horny around dogs - ASL

Meadow Soprano is opening to get nude - Egotastic!

Gwen Stefani looking the hotness in Elle - Popbytes

Justin Timberlake thinks he's a rock star in San Diego - Popsugar

Who is Mary-Kate Olsen's style icon? - Hollywood Rag

Brad Pitt shirtless!!!!! - Just Jared

Paris Hilton is the dumbest individual alive - IDLYITW

The true story of Bambi and Thumper - Cityrag

Halle Berry fuels pregnant rumors by looking pregnant - ICYDK

As expected, Apple announced the new iPhone today. Steve Jobs introduced the touch-screen phone that will integrate features from the iPod with a mobile phone. The phone does everything from play music, search the web, wipe your ass, slap your kid, fight with your mom and serve you corndogs in 9 different flavors.

Visit Gizmodo to hear all about the 1,998,444 features this thing has to offer.