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Tanning is so nasty! I've done it once and I hated lying on a bed knowing that someone's greasy ass was just on that bed before me. I mean their genital juices were in the air. Wretched.

 

Brit Brit loves her tanning and came out of a Malibu tanning salon last night looking like a shriveled, burnt up piece of bacon. If she's the bacon, her titties are the eggs over easy with lots of pepper. Look at all those sun spots! Eeek. 

 

Here's this gorgeous creature and her assistant last night. Her assistant always looks like she has no idea why she's there. She hates her life.