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Kathy Griffin is still dating Apple co-founder and billionaire Steve Wozniak. Get that money Kathy! The two showed up to the opening of Diablo's Cantina at the Monte Carlo in Las Vegas this past weekend. Las Vegas you say?

 

If I was Kathy I would've drugged that bitch, dragged him to the chapel and married him before he came out of his coma. Billionaire by morning!

 

I'm happy for her, but I'd suck anything that was worth a billion dollars. If a piece of turd on the street was worth billions dollars you better believe I'd suck that turd's dick!  

 

Awww...young love!  

 

 

 

 

 

This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

 

TMZ reports that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi bought a little Brussels Griffon mix puppy from the Mutts and Moms dog agency a few weeks ago. The puppy, Iggy, didn't get along with Ellen's cats (and we know how lesbians feel about their pussycats) so she gave the puppy to her hairdresser's 12-year-old daughter, Ruby.

 

Last night a rep from the agency visited Ruby's house with the damn cops and took the dog away! They say Ellen violated their contract by not telling them that the dog had a new home.

 

Ellen said she made the mistake of not telling the agency, but she knew she was putting Iggy in a good home. She said, "I kept saying, 'If you want to be mad at me, be mad at me, but don't take it out on the family. Don't take it out on the dog.'"

 

I'm sure the cops just loved taking a puppy away from a little girl. That agency better watch their asses, because Ellen might call that scary lesbian gang Bill O'Reilly likes to talk about.

 

Click here to see the video of Ellen telling this sordid tale

 

 

 

 

Vatican news director, Jarek Cielecki, believes this image is of Pope John Paul II waving from beyond the grave! How you doin' Pope?

 

He appeared during a commemoration ceremony at Beskid Zywiecki in Poland.

Jarek said, : "You can see the image of a person in the flames and I think it is the servant of God, Pope John Paul II."

 

Apparently, the image has circulated around the internet since yesterday crashing several religious websites. People are Pope crazy!

 

Hey, whatever gets you through the day.

 

I always knew he was a flamer. Sorry folks, the joke had to be said. It's not like I was going to heaven anyway!

 

Source: Daily Mail

 

 

Sean Penn is definitely a PILF (Pepaw I'd to like to fuck) as long as he keeps his mouth shut!  

I'd like to put him in a cage and poke every now and again. As long as I get to duct tape that yapper!

 

Source: Contact Music

 

 

 

I thought Don Imus' grouchy ass would've taken his $20 million settlement from CBS and retired on a ranch somewhere far away. Nooo......the old goat is back and ready for action!

 

On December 3rd "Imus in the Morning" will launch on WABC in NYC.

 

Sources told The Drudge Report that he inked an eight-figure, multi-year deal.

The source also said, "We'll have him on a standard 40-second delay. Don is rested, humbled, and ready for war!"

 

Rested?! Bitch looks like he's ready for the coffin! You just know Imus is going to top himself. He can't wait to get into trouble and he's probably been working on new ways to offend people. I can't wait!

 

At least he's staying in radio and not moving to TV. That face is even too ugly for radio.

 

 

 

Colin Farrell spoke to the Independent and revealed that his 4-year-old son, James, was born with a rare form of cerebral palsy called Angelman Syndrome. Colin shares joint-custody with James' mother. Even before his son was born Colin worked with the Special Olympic closely. 

 

He said, "With my son the only time I'm reminded that there is something different about him – that he has some deviation of what is perceived to be normal – is when I see him with other four-year-olds.

“Then I go “oh yeah” and it comes back to me. But from day one I felt that he's the way he's meant to be. He took his first steps about six weeks ago and it was four years in the making. All the work is his, he worked his arse off for four years.”

“And when he took the first steps it was incredibly emotional, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. I have never thought of my son as being someone with a disability. It goes back to special needs and what is a disability and what isn't."

I was thinking to myself  the other day "where has dirty Colin been?" Looks like he's cleaned up for his boy. He used to be a straight-up, dirty whore, skank licking slut and now he actually sounds like a good daddy. Who would've thought?! 

Sweet.

Source VIA ONTD