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PETA Is Easy To Please!

PETA is apparently happy with Michael Vick after he completed an 8-hour class in empathy and animal protection. Michael attended the class on September 18th at PETA's headquarters in Norfolk, VA. He apologized for beating his dogs.

PETA said, “He was asking questions, following up on points we were making, taking notes. He seemed to be putting an honest effort into trying to get something out of the course.”

“We made it clear to him that this was something he needed to try to get something out of. We weren’t interested in some kind of PR ploy.”

Um....8 hours for beating and torturing all those dogs? I surely feel better and the next time Michael Vick's in town he can dogsit my little pooch! He loves dogs so much now that he should open his own doggy daycare!

Honestly.....80 years of lessons wouldn't be enough! What the hell did they teach him in 8 hours? "You know Mr. Vick....it's not ok to kill dogs and it's not ok to kick them in the head over and over. Kapish?"

Michael will be sentenced Dec. 10 on a federal dogfighting conspiracy conviction.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

Good Choice On The Hat, Jude

Jude Law used to be so damn sexy and now he's just a shell of himself. I mean he's still attractive, but in a sleazy way now. He just needs a monocle and he'd look exactly like the Planters Peanut guy! Twinsies! Jude made a wise choice by covering up that patch of hair he has on his head.

Here's Jude and Michael Caine at the premiere of their movie Sleuth tonight in NYC.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Jude Law

Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

Jude Law and Michael Caine

Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

Michael Caine

Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

Jude Law

Tuesday, October 2nd 2007

Jude Law

Punky's Knocked Up....Again!

Damn, we're all getting old. Punky Brewster aka Soleil Moon Frye is knocked up reports People Magazine that she's expecting her second brat this Spring with husband, Jason Goldberg.

The couple's daughter, Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg, was born in 2005. Punky, 31, and Jason, 36, have been married since 1998.

I just remember Punky going on Jenny Jones back in the day talking about how her titties were too big and she had to get them reduced. Do not reduce the titties! Big titties are good.

Her husband is sort of hot or is it just the hunger talking? He looks like he's packing. I have a question that I don't know the answer to. When a dude is graying on the head does that mean he's graying down there? I don't think I've ever seen salt and pepper pubes!

Posted by: Michael K

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Knocked Up

She Doesn't Want To Be Left Alone!

The world's #1 Britaloonie isn't feeling the love back from the object of his desire. Brit's friends say that she doesn't like Chrissy "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker at all and doesn't think he's funny.

A source told Us Weekly , “She thinks he's creepy and that all his videos are an obvious attempt at fame. She finds it insulting and difficult to watch."

Chrissy said it wasn't meant to be insulting and that he wanted Britaloonies to have a voice. He said, “There is nothing insulting there. It was for her fans to show our support.”

Even though Brit isn't interested in anything Chrissy has to say. He still supports her. He thinks she can come back.

“My mom lost custody of me when she was younger and she got it back. She can always get it together again.”

"It's a transitional time in her life. She's got time to change and she will."

Hmmm....so maybe Britney doesn't want to BE LEFT ALONE! Yeah that's it. She's afraid people will actually listen to that crazy bitch and then we'll forget all about her. Chrissy Crocker is cramping her style!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Halle Berry's Fugly Baby Fears!

Halle Berry was on Oprah today and spoke about her being knocked up with Gabriel Aubry's kid. Halle said that she's afraid her baby is going to come out all ugly and shit.

She said, "When you're pregnant, you have this idealized view of what the baby looks like." She went on to say that she doesn't like to think about what her baby is going to look like right after she pops it out. You know, "head smashed, purple, one ear folded down, eyes swollen."

You know you may think just because these two are pure hotness that their baby is going to come out all gorgeous. First of all, most infants look like prunes with faces. Second of all, two hots don't necessarily make a right!

But all Halle has to do it dip that baby in Palmolive and all will be ok.

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Posted by: Michael K

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That Crazy Train Is Still Moving Along! A Britney Spears Sex Tape Might Hit Soon!!!

YES! Some dude that claims to have a tape of him and Britney Spears doing sex to each other's nasty bodies. The man told InTouch Weekly that he met Brit while she was on vacation in June. The 28-year-old lives in Hawaii and said he taped Britney without her knowing it at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7. He met her at about 1am in the hotel's bar.

The dude said, “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

He's currently talking to different people about releasing the tape.

Be right back I gotta go barf out everything I ate this week. I just had an image in my head and I need it out...NOW!

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears • Sex Tapes