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Seeing Tom Cruise carrying Suri makes me uncomfortable. He's showing her off like "Look what I bought!" Well, to be fair he did buy her, so carry on Tommy Girl!

It also looks like Tom was carrying a bag of spuds, but they photoshopped Suri in there. He's not loving it and it looks like he'd much rather being carrying a bag of potatoes. I shouldn't say that. We're talking about Tommy Girl here. He'd rather be carrying a bag of dildos.

Suri however is stunning as always! She needs to divorce Tom already!

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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TomKat

Sunday, October 21st 2007

Tom and Suri

Sunday, October 21st 2007

Tom and Suri

Sunday, October 21st 2007

Tom and Suri

Sunday, October 21st 2007

Tom and Suri

That's Four Lines Too Many

Posh Beckham apparently only sings four lines on the newest Spice Girls' song "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)." The Daily Star reports that Posh's part lasts only 15 seconds and she has to share one of her lines with Scary Spice.

The song was written by Baby and Ginger. The rest of the girls are featured heavily in the song.

A spokeswhore for the Spice Girls said, "The verses have all been shared out equally among the five members and they all sing together on the chorus."

First of all, what the hell kind of title for a song is that? It sounds like a Pokemon' song or something. Friendship never ends? Yeah, their "friendship" ended a long time ago and they are only getting back together for the cold hard cash.

Posh is only there to stand, pose and point. She should never ever be allowed to sing. Bitch is so bad, she shouldn't even be allowed to lip-sync for fear that some of her real voice might pop out.

Source - Image: Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Posh & Becks

Bitch Fight At Waffle House?! Priceless!!

Kid Pebble was arrested in Atlanta for allegedly getting into a fight at Waffle House at 5 this morning. Kid and his entourage went to eat there after performing a show. One of the male customers recognized a chick in Kid's entourage and the two had words. They took their fight outside where it became a brawl. Brawl in the parking lot of Waffle House?! These people are all sorts of elegant. Barbizon graduates I'm sure.

A little while later Kid's tour bus was pulled over and he was arrested with five members of his entourage. They were charged with simple battery. The male customer was also charged for smashing a window at the restaurant.

Kid made bond was released from the DeKalb County jail at 5pm.

There is no way I'd let anybody get in the way of my eats at Waffle House. That shit is delicious. Go ahead and beat my friend down in the parking lot, but let me eat my waffles and bacon in peace!

Kid Pebble is so high class that I can't even see him! He's that high!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Arrests

Coked Up In The Morn!

Kerry Katona had an interview with GMTV and bitch was coked out of her mind! She talked about being bi-polar, turning to drugs 3 years ago and how she dealt with being held at knife point! Drama. No wonder she's sniffing it up.

I didn't listen to a thing this bitch said. I couldn't stop staring at her jaw shifting from side to side. I thought it was going to slide right off and it should've! It would've saved her from looking more like a rambling idiot!

Being coked up in the AM? Mother of the year!

Posted by: Michael K

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Kerry Katona • YouTubes

Fire Burns Up Malibu

Fires are burning up all over in Malibu on the Pacific Coast Highway because of the high Santa Ana winds and dry California brush. CBS2 reports the fire has been started by fallen powerlines due to the high winds around 5 am this morning. So far, already over 1000 acres have burned and over 200 homes have been evacuated so far.

TMZ reports that celebs that have been evacuated including Olivia Newton-John and James Cameron. Many celebrities reside near the flames and you can see the list of names that could be in danger here.

Sell your soul for riches and fame and the devil comes to collect! I kid. It's tragic for them for losing memories and for all the others who may have lost or are in danger of losing their home. Sucks to be them.

Posted by: Michael K

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Sadness

Pucker Up

Angelina Jolie is that you?

She wishes! Britney Spears did get her lips injected and showed them off while driving her kids around with their court-appointed monitor yesterday in Studio City.

The only medical attention this bitch needs is the mental kind. Maybe she got them plumped up, so she can suck more Frappuccino out faster.