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Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

KFed Keeps 'Em! Brit Gets To Visit!

 
A judge just ordered that KFed keeps the kids and Brit gets monitored visitation after a 3-hour hearing today!
 
KFed's attorney said that he wants to keep full custody until Brit Brit starts taking care of herself. Brit was not in court today and there are rumors she's in rehab in Antigua. KFed's attorney wouldn't address that.
 
The judge ordered that everyone including Brit must be back in court on October 26th!
 
KFed wore an eye patch to court and his lawyer said it was due to a "sore eye" and he only wore the patch, because of the glare from the cameras. He said he didn't know why KFed's eye was sore. Brit probably slapped him!
 
On Monday a judge ordered that KFed get full custody of SPF and JJ after Brit failed a number of things including not getting a valid CA drivers license and not taking a drug test. She got a valid license yesterday.
 
You know Brit's like, "Do I have to visit them or is that optional?" 
 
UPDATE: Brit's not in rehab. She's still in Los Angeles. Homegirl just didn't feel like showing up to court. She probably forgot and decided to go and get her 10th Crappuccino of the day instead!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Not Hot


While we're waiting to see if Britney gets her kids back (I'm guessing it's a big fat NO) here's a little Avril Lavigne for some background music. It's the newest video for her single "Hot." Avril needs to drop the sexy and just stick with her same shtick. She also can't dance worth a hell. That microphone stand has better moves than her.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Gitte's Natural Glow

 
Gitte!!!! Why oh why would you do this to yourself?! You know Brigitte Nielsen is like 44-years-old and she'd definitely look her age if stopped with the damn tanning! She looks like a man dressing as Magda from "There's Something About Mary" for Halloween. It's blinding.
 
Here's Gitte with Eric from BB8 at that Fox thing I've been writing about all damn day. 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Gitte and Eric from BB8

Gitte and Eric from BB8

Gitte and Eric from BB8

Gitte and Eric from BB8

Gitte!

Gitte!
Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

I Was Expecting So Much More!!!

TMZ has the video of how Jonny Douchebag knocked his teeth out. It's all very anti-climactic. Jonny and Danny Bonaduce were presenting together at the Fox Reality Awards last night. The audience boos Jonny, he makes some joke and Danny starts walking away. Jonny beckons him back and then jumps on him and dry humps him like a retarded monkey. Danny throws him off and bam. That's how it happened. Yeah, not very interesting or exciting.

Jonny deserved it. Danny should've kicked him while he was down!

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Kid Rock Thinks Pam Anderson Lied About Her Miscarriage

 
Kid Rock tells Rolling Stone magazine in their latest issue that he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about her miscarriage. 36-year-old Kid said he traveled to Canada to visit her on the set of a movie when they got into an argument she dropped that bombshell on him.
 
''She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James."

''I'm like, 'Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, 'You don't care about me, blah blah blah,''' Rock says. ''She finally comes up with this: 'I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up.''

Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. ''When I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'''

Pammy announced her miscarriage back in November of last year. A few weeks later Pam and Kid filed for divorce after only 4 months of marriage.

Kid shouldn't judge her! Maybe she was partying, because she was celebrating that she no longer had ties to his ass and she could be a free slut again! 

Oh and that RL cover is truly hideous. It belongs in 1987.

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Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Bea Arthur Is September's Hot Slut Of The Month!!!!

 
Bea Arthur took home 51% of your votes and won September's HS of the Month! Mike Rowe wasn't that far behind with 39%, but Bea still smoked his ass! Thanks to all who voted!!!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, October 3rd 2007

Propecia's Calling!

 
Jude Law got on a Brazilian on top of his head! Hah! Male pattern baldness is a bitch!  Last night Jude kept his hat on for most of the night, but when he went on Letterman he decided to take it off.  At least he's not wearing a wig or hideous plugs.....yet!
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K