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Robert Goulet has left us for that silver kingdom in the sky!

 

Robert died at the age of 73 at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles while waiting for a lung transplant. He had a rare form of pulmonary fibrosis.

 

See you later, Robert! 

 

Source: Associated Press 

 

 

 

Brit Brit did not regain 50/50 custody of her kids.

 

Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his decision today. Brit will get two visits a week from 12 to 7pm. She also got one overnight visit. All her visits will be monitored. In his order he wrote that the parenting coach said Brit hardly paid any attention to her boys when they were there.

 

The parenting coach also wrote, "The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful."

 

He went on to say that "the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all."

 

Brit also has to show proof that she's child protected the pool by Friday. She also must continue to meet with the parenting coach for two hours every week and also continue counseling with KFed. 

 

UsWeekly reports that Brit will continue her twice a week drug testing. She made a request to stop it. The judge denied her meth ass.  

 

I know where the party's at tonight! Brit's house! A "Mah Kids Are Gone And It's Halloween" party! You bring the jack. I'll bring the Diet Rite!

 

Are you surprised? I'm not.

 

Source: TMZ

 

 

 

JLo's record label, Epic, is reportedly looking to dump her ass! JLo's latest album "Brave" failed to spark. It only sold around 53,000 copies in its first week. That's not the reason why they want to dump her. She's too expensive!

 

The Scoop reports her video alone cost $300,000. Her album cover cost $60,000. When JLo performed on "Good Morning America" and "Dancing with the Stars" she made the label eat the cost. A source said the label makes only $4 per CD. They aren't even going to break even.

 

JLo's make-up bitch alone costs $8,000 a day.

 

The source said, “Sony and Epic might keep her, but she’ll be doing little more than greatest hits albums. That you can do without incurring a huge cost. The label is tired of throwing money away.”

 

What happened to Jenny from the block? She owns the block now. Homegirl needs her Latina mother. That woman will tell her what's what and slap some sent into her. You don't know $8,000 a day on make-up. All you need is some black liner and blush. You can use blush as eyeshadow and mix it with some vaseline to make lipstick. Put that bitch on a budget.

 

 

 

This has got to be a joke. Michelle Pfeiffer is quoted as saying that she's been offered a role in a remake of "Grease" and that Jessica Simpson has been asked to play Sandy. Did hell freeze over and I didn't get the memo?

 

She said, "It's a great idea and I hear they would like to get Jessica Simpson for the role of Sandy, she would be good. I would love to play the school principal. She is fun and has some great put-down lines. I think I would like the part now that I have been asked."

Jessica Simpson?! Bitch is too old! Michelle Pfeiffer NOW would make a better Sandy.

Michelle also starred in Grease 2 and says she regrets making it. "I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time I was young and didn't know any better."

Grease 2 is the greatest movie she ever made and she shouldn't have any regrets. Grease 2 is a masterpiece! " I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a cool rider, a cool cool cool cool rider. I want a c-oo-l r-i-d-e-r."

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Are you going to do sex to my dead body?

 

23-year-old Anthony Merino was arrested on Sunday after a security guard found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in the morgue of Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, NJ. Anthony was a part-time lab tech there.  

 

He was charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree and his bail was set at $400,000. If convicted the charge carries a maximum sentence of 10-years in prison and a $100,000 fine.

 

I know this is a little sick of me, but he's sort of hot? Check out his MySpace . He's hot in a Jersey trash sort of way. He should've left that poor lady alone and called me up. I would've played dead corpse for him in bed. I do anyway!  

 

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Brit Brit went to Winston's last night wearing that pirate wench costume. I still don't think she thought it was a costume. She probably saw it at Rite-Aid and thought it was a cute outfit. Anyway, Ok! Magazine reports that inside Winston's Brit asked to change with the bartender. 

 

A source said, “While waiting for a (bathroom) stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘you have nice tits! Mine are all saggy’!"

 

Brit then told the bartender to switch clothes with her.

 

“At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply,” the eyewitness says. “The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender’s duds. The bartender, clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra’!”

 

The bartender is just as crazy for wearing BS' bra! Nasty! Although there's probably a delicious midnight snack in there. Think about all the shit that gets dropped in there: cheetos, slim jim bits, taco shell pieces. Delicious!

 

Seriously, why is she always changing clothes with complete strangers? Psychotic.

 

 

 

 

Angie in action! Can her twig arms take the heat? - Just Jared 

 

Elvira is hotter than ever (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Jessica Simpson won't let go of Daisy Duke - Hollywood Tuna

 

Ashley Olsen! Stay away from dirty Bob Saget - Popsugar

 

Hayden Pantyairs is saving the dolphins and whales - Egotastic! 

 

Anna Friel is topless - IDLYITW 

 

Tom and Katie become one - Cityrag 

 

Something tells me that's not a costume Brit is wearing - A Socialite's Life 

 

The top earning dead celebrities of 2007 - Hollywood Rag 

 

Tom Cruise shoved nothing down Becks throat - Towelroad

 

 

 

Crimping was never hot (ok, maybe just a little) but Fergie needs to leave that shit alone! It does nothing for her face, but what does? Yeah, that's a good question.

 

Here's Fergie with the Black Eyed Peas in Sydney.